Joke of the day........

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Oct 2018
12:15pm, 26 Oct 2018
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Bazoaxe
Blimey, she smashed FloJos drug tainted WR as well :-O
Oct 2018
12:43pm, 26 Oct 2018
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Jock Itch
I sat on glass this morning.

It was a pane in the arse.
Oct 2018
9:55pm, 26 Oct 2018
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Jock Itch
A weasel walks into a bar. The barman says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel!
Oct 2018
8:54am, 27 Oct 2018
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The Terminator
Hedgehogs, why don't they just share?
Oct 2018
9:28pm, 27 Oct 2018
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Seratonin
Woman walks into a bar and comes up to me and asks "Do you want to play around with me?" "Sorry but my golf clubs are back home in the garage" I replied.
Oct 2018
7:34am, 28 Oct 2018
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Jock Itch
My friend recently passed away and I've just received a letter saying that he left me a really expensive antique watch in his will...

I really hope it's not a wind up!
Oct 2018
11:19am, 29 Oct 2018
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peachy
Just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
Oct 2018
12:14pm, 29 Oct 2018
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Markymarkmark
A weasel walks into a bar. The barman says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.
Oct 2018
12:16pm, 29 Oct 2018
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Markymarkmark
[Sorry Jock. (a) I thought it was funny and (b) I copied from the Tim Vine joke site without checking you'd already done it! ]
Oct 2018
12:26pm, 29 Oct 2018
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GordonG
There's been a lot of repeats on this channel lately...

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