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Stander Oct 2018 11:48am, 23 Oct 2018 15,721 posts	0 Stander I'm organising a charity fundraiser for those people that struggle to orgasm. Let me know if you can't come.
Stander Oct 2018 11:49am, 23 Oct 2018 15,722 posts	0 Stander charity fundraiser event. missed the word event.
Diogenes Oct 2018 12:01pm, 23 Oct 2018 31,063 posts	0 Diogenes Some might pull out at the last moment, leading to a bit of a flop. However, if all goes to plan, you’ll have an one hell of a release to manage, and a significant addition to your CV
Diogenes Oct 2018 7:06pm, 23 Oct 2018 31,070 posts	0 Diogenes Wondering if anyone else has been affected by any of the issues in Kafka's The Metamorphosis? At the moment I'm just putting out feelers.
Derby Tup Oct 2018 7:11pm, 23 Oct 2018 27,322 posts	0 Derby Tup Very good
Diogenes Oct 2018 7:39pm, 23 Oct 2018 31,072 posts	0 Diogenes (c. @MooseAllain)
Stander Oct 2018 10:38am, 24 Oct 2018 15,725 posts	0 Stander Ryanair announce their latest addition charge - increased fare to not sit next to a racist.
Jock Itch Oct 2018 9:37pm, 24 Oct 2018 12,693 posts	0 Jock Itch A chines guys walks into the pub stands next to me & starts drinking I said to him “Do you know any martial arts like kung fu, jujitsu or karate?” He says “Why the fuck you ask me that, is it coz I’m Chinese?” “No” I said “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”
JulesR Oct 2018 4:26pm, 25 Oct 2018 25,338 posts	0 JulesR My grandfather saw the Titanic. He told everybody that it was gonna sink and they ignored him, but he just kept telling everyone over and over again that it was gonna sink. He was eventually told to shut up, but he wouldn't, and in the end he had to be removed from the cinema.
Markymarkmark Oct 2018 9:07am, 26 Oct 2018 7,601 posts	0 Markymarkmark I met a girl in a pub. She said "come outside with me and I'll show you a good time. " So I went outside with her and she did 100 meters in 9.68 seconds.

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