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Fat Slow Hawk Nov 2018 7:43pm, 14 Nov 2018 5,482 posts	0 Fat Slow Hawk Bollox you're 30
Binks Nov 2018 8:13pm, 14 Nov 2018 7,834 posts	0 Binks Me - OMG There's a wolf! Wife - Where? Me - No, just the regular kind.
Binks Nov 2018 2:11pm, 15 Nov 2018 7,835 posts	0 Binks Frank Skinner's old comedy partner applied to be Brexit secretary. Theresa May rejected him though since no deal is better than a Baddiel.
Jock Itch Nov 2018 6:34pm, 15 Nov 2018 12,711 posts	0 Jock Itch Daz asked 100 girls what shampoo they prefer to use while taking a shower... They all replied, "How did you get in here?"
ThorntonRunner Nov 2018 8:03pm, 15 Nov 2018 1,901 posts	0 ThorntonRunner How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to say how bright the future will be, and the rest to screw it up
Diogenes Nov 2018 3:29pm, 16 Nov 2018 32,079 posts	0 Diogenes You say you’re busy walking your invisible dog, but to me it looks like you are just swinging the lead.
Markymarkmark Nov 2018 2:09pm, 18 Nov 2018 7,756 posts	0 Markymarkmark Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
jdarun Nov 2018 2:29pm, 18 Nov 2018 3,271 posts	0 jdarun How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
Ted Nov 2018 7:14am, 19 Nov 2018 14,593 posts	0 Ted There's a Fetchie walking around dipping his balls in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
caw Nov 2018 2:08pm, 19 Nov 2018 289 posts	0 caw Does anyone know where you can find a demon? I'm just asking for a fiend.