Joke of the day........

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Silent Runner 16 Sep 4:18pm, 16 Sep 2024 1,054 posts	0 Silent Runner
mr d 17 Sep 4:09pm, 17 Sep 2024 6,763 posts	0 mr d My bike is bespoke. I crashed it into a hive.
Mushroom 17 Sep 4:11pm, 17 Sep 2024 3,340 posts	0 Mushroom At the airport carousel, other passengers were pointing at my luggage and laughing. I was really embarrassed. It was the worst case scenario..
Sigh 17 Sep 8:10pm, 17 Sep 2024 28,170 posts	0 Sigh To the bastard who stole my trainers and high-vis jacket: you can run, but you can't hide.
Jason1969 17 Sep 8:17pm, 17 Sep 2024 12,979 posts	0 Jason1969 Someone in a camouflaged jacket and using crutches stole my wallet. You can hide but you can't run.
Jason1969 18 Sep 1:48pm, 18 Sep 2024 12,982 posts	0 Jason1969 It's diarrhea awareness week. Runs until Friday.
Diogenes 18 Sep 1:53pm, 18 Sep 2024 88,209 posts	0 Diogenes Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
NordRunner 18 Sep 4:18pm, 18 Sep 2024 4,563 posts	0 NordRunner Mushroom wrote:At the airport carousel, other passengers were pointing at my luggage and laughing. I was really embarrassed. It was the worst case scenario.. When going through Chicago Airport security, never joke about what's in the violin case.
AndyS 18 Sep 6:58pm, 18 Sep 2024 3,011 posts	0 AndyS Here's a joke for mind readers:
Mushroom 19 Sep 1:13pm, 19 Sep 2024 3,341 posts	0 Mushroom My wife is taking me shopping this weekend for some new clothes, she says I'm too middle aged. I'm gutted, I love my armour...