Joke of the day........

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AndyS 15 Sep 10:17am, 15 Sep 2024 3,007 posts	0 AndyS (It should indeed. Far too early in the morning for this mathematician to do mental arithmetic!)
dUNKle 15 Sep 11:33am, 15 Sep 2024 87 posts	0 dUNKle Like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil ?
Nellers 15 Sep 11:48am, 15 Sep 2024 43,809 posts	0 Nellers Better than the one who worked it out with a sliderule.
Chrisity 15 Sep 12:26pm, 15 Sep 2024 24,809 posts	0 Chrisity Or the one who used Logs
Nellers 15 Sep 12:39pm, 15 Sep 2024 43,810 posts	0 Nellers A protractor and a pair of compasses?
Diogenes 15 Sep 12:41pm, 15 Sep 2024 88,122 posts	0 Diogenes I’m studying the flora of my local heathland. There’s a lot of gorsework to get through
NordRunner 15 Sep 1:42pm, 15 Sep 2024 4,554 posts	0 NordRunner — easier than local domesticated fauna - that can be a lot of donkey work.
Mushroom 15 Sep 2:00pm, 15 Sep 2024 3,335 posts	0 Mushroom Eeyore, Eeyore, he always says that...
3M 15 Sep 3:22pm, 15 Sep 2024 24,751 posts	0 3M A church was celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former ministers and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, the minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?" There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered. "He's the one you can move diagonally."
AndyS 15 Sep 4:56pm, 15 Sep 2024 3,009 posts	0 AndyS A man has been arrested after stealing 100 bulbs. His lawyer is expecting a light sentence.