Joke of the day........
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13 Sep
9:52pm, 13 Sep 2024
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Muttley
Good job that Jon Bon Jovi was on hand to help that lady on the bridge, and not Eddie Van Halen. |
13 Sep
10:04pm, 13 Sep 2024
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richmac
Or indeed the Pointer Sisters
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13 Sep
10:12pm, 13 Sep 2024
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Muttley
Or Derek and Clive: |
13 Sep
10:14pm, 13 Sep 2024
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richmac
"not too be played to miners"
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13 Sep
10:26pm, 13 Sep 2024
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Mark E Smith would not have been the right person either.
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13 Sep
10:33pm, 13 Sep 2024
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Derby Tup
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14 Sep
1:56pm, 14 Sep 2024
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AndyS
The best years of my life were ages 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31. I was in my prime. |
14 Sep
2:01pm, 14 Sep 2024
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
AndyS wrote: Presumably by 38 you were past your prime?
The best years of my life were ages 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31. I was in my prime. |
15 Sep
9:44am, 15 Sep 2024
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AndyS
By the time I reached 47, people thought I was a square.
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15 Sep
9:46am, 15 Sep 2024
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Dvorak
(Should that be 49?)
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