Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch 13 Sep 11:22am, 13 Sep 2024 14,051 posts	0 Jock Itch It's been found that Shakespeare had a cat.. .. But the breed isn't certain. Tabby or not tabby: that is the question.
Jock Itch 13 Sep 11:24am, 13 Sep 2024 14,052 posts	0 Jock Itch I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but now no longer. I broke it off.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 13 Sep 11:24am, 13 Sep 2024 21,144 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Jock Itch wrote:It's been found that Shakespeare had a cat.. .. But the breed isn't certain. Tabby or not tabby: that is the question. I have a nasty feline that this might encourage cat puns.
Nellers 13 Sep 11:32am, 13 Sep 2024 43,793 posts	0 Nellers Well done, Jock. That's f@&king purrfect!
Diogenes 13 Sep 11:39am, 13 Sep 2024 88,086 posts	0 Diogenes I bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.
Derby Tup 13 Sep 2:57pm, 13 Sep 2024 67,910 posts	0 Derby Tup I dated a woman with five legs. Her knickers fitted her like a glove
Red Squirrel 13 Sep 3:33pm, 13 Sep 2024 24,364 posts	0 Red Squirrel Ah back on track - thank goodness!
57.5 Degrees of Pain 13 Sep 3:44pm, 13 Sep 2024 21,157 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Derby Tup wrote:I dated a woman with five legs. Her knickers fitted her like a glove That was handy
Derby Tup 13 Sep 3:52pm, 13 Sep 2024 67,911 posts	0 Derby Tup Nailed it
Jason1969 13 Sep 5:07pm, 13 Sep 2024 12,971 posts	0 Jason1969 Derby Tup wrote:I dated a woman with five legs. Her knickers fitted her like a glove Fingerless glove, presumably, unless you mean tights.