Joke of the day........

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NordRunner 6 Sep 3:44pm, 6 Sep 2024 4,532 posts	0 NordRunner I don't always phincter add them.
colindglen 7 Sep 3:45pm, 7 Sep 2024 4,394 posts	0 colindglen We've definitely reached the bottom now
Jason1969 7 Sep 5:24pm, 7 Sep 2024 12,963 posts	0 Jason1969 Anus
Stander 10 Sep 4:31pm, 10 Sep 2024 249 posts	0 Stander Why do you never see a buffalo hiding in a tree? 'cos they're really fucking good at it.
Mountkeen 11 Sep 9:53am, 11 Sep 2024 564 posts	0 Mountkeen I went to the barbers and said, “Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise?” So they gave me a cushion to sit on.
Diogenes 11 Sep 10:03am, 11 Sep 2024 88,048 posts	0 Diogenes What's a Buddhist's favourite car? An Opel Mantra
Mountkeen 11 Sep 12:46pm, 11 Sep 2024 565 posts	0 Mountkeen I had a hard childhood Until the age of five, I thought my name was Shutup.
Mountkeen 12 Sep 12:29pm, 12 Sep 2024 566 posts	0 Mountkeen I have a condition called photosynthesis It's a rare condition where I use big words to sound smart without knowing what they mean
Silent Runner 12 Sep 4:26pm, 12 Sep 2024 1,052 posts	0 Silent Runner I lost my temper today and kicked my bike, but it just kicked me back harder. It’s a vicious cycle.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 12 Sep 4:33pm, 12 Sep 2024 21,116 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Silent Runner wrote:I lost my temper today and kicked my bike, but it just kicked me back harder. It’s a vicious cycle. Watch out or you'll get framed for the assault.