Joke of the day........

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Cheg 1 Sep 8:28pm, 1 Sep 2024 4,428 posts	0 Cheg Sorry only just seen those jokes, I’m just catching up and had a lot to trawl through.
Seratonin 1 Sep 8:58pm, 1 Sep 2024 51,889 posts	0 Seratonin This is the plaice to come for cod-awful puns!!
colindglen 1 Sep 9:09pm, 1 Sep 2024 4,389 posts	0 colindglen We'll have a whale of a time with these
Cheg 1 Sep 9:17pm, 1 Sep 2024 4,431 posts	0 Cheg You’re all casting your net wide. I can’t deny it, I’m hooked.
daz1927 1 Sep 9:22pm, 1 Sep 2024 6,087 posts	0 daz1927 A word of advice: If you run a cat shelter, never let Schroedinger adopt one.
daz1927 1 Sep 9:23pm, 1 Sep 2024 6,088 posts	0 daz1927 If you think about it, the song Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves is just about gypsies.
daz1927 1 Sep 9:28pm, 1 Sep 2024 6,089 posts	0 daz1927 There I was, standing in the lobby at Claridges, when the lift doors opened and out strode a tall, glamorous, familiar looking woman followed by the rotten egg stink of fart methane and a retinue of minions choking on the stench. "What's going on?" I asked one of them. She gasped "Taylor's whiffed".
dUNKle 4 Sep 5:59am, 4 Sep 2024 86 posts	0 dUNKle I was at the zoo and I saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really brilliant jokes. I spoke to the zoo keeper and said, "That lizard is really funny!" He replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon!"
NordRunner 4 Sep 8:14am, 4 Sep 2024 4,523 posts	0 NordRunner I had to do jury service once, and it was stressful. We found a farmer not guilty of disturbing the peace by ploughing late at night. In fact, it was harrowing.
richmac 4 Sep 9:08am, 4 Sep 2024 29,168 posts	0 richmac Was he on bale?