Joke of the day........

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jda Jul 2021 6:29pm, 26 Jul 2021 10,558 posts	0 jda What do you call the president of the US nude sunbathing association?
Sprout Jul 2021 9:46am, 27 Jul 2021 1,405 posts	0 Sprout What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire ? Bernadette
Red Squirrel Jul 2021 12:25pm, 27 Jul 2021 21,967 posts	0 Red Squirrel Hee hee. Bernadette's a new one to me.
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 12:38pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,504 posts	0 Bazoaxe What do you call a man with a car on his head ? Jack
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jul 2021 1:58pm, 27 Jul 2021 15,781 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) [Bazoaxe: I refer the Honorable Gentleman to my post on page 2096..... yes, 2 pages ago!]
Mushroom Jul 2021 2:02pm, 27 Jul 2021 1,758 posts	0 Mushroom Have we missed some? What do you call a man with a wire sticking out of his head? Mike ..or a man wearing a raincoat? Max ..or a man with a raincoat walking past a churchyard? Max Bygraves
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 2:16pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,507 posts	0 Bazoaxe Sorry MMM, I was racking my brains for one that wasnt covered....there must be one What do you call a Scotsman thats almost home ? Hamish
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jul 2021 2:20pm, 27 Jul 2021 7,495 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain What do you call a Scotsman who makes it to his front garden before falling asleep after a night in the pub? Hamish Or the Scotsman who loves the letter 'g'? Angus
Sprout Jul 2021 3:15pm, 27 Jul 2021 1,406 posts	0 Sprout What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim the channel ? Clever Dick
GordonG Jul 2021 3:16pm, 27 Jul 2021 8,674 posts	0 GordonG what do you call a joke thread that needs rescuing? this one.