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Things you want to say but can't

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Corrah Feb 2017 5:40am, 17 Feb 2017 2,852 posts	0 Corrah I have not been lying awake all night. I am sure this will lead to a productive day.
halfpint Feb 2017 5:52am, 17 Feb 2017 22,488 posts	0 halfpint I remembered to stick the bucket of ash outside the back door. It hasn't been sat smouldering all night and set the CO monitor off.
LindsD Feb 2017 7:48am, 17 Feb 2017 15,454 posts	0 LindsD [Excellent rant Decorum :)]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 9:33am, 17 Feb 2017 35,500 posts	0 Velociraptor Phew! Just when we thought this Brexit malarkey was really going to happen, in steps Tony Blair on the Remain side. I'm sure he'll make everything all right, and I really, really believe that he has only the best interests of Britain and the ordinary people in the rest of the EU at heart.
jennywren Feb 2017 10:22am, 17 Feb 2017 14,652 posts	0 jennywren I too think Tony Blair is the saviour of the British people and haven't just avoided a row on Facebook with someone who actually believes he is.
LindsD Feb 2017 12:23pm, 17 Feb 2017 15,461 posts	0 LindsD I am totally calm. Which is good because I need to be to sort this out.
Wobbling Feb 2017 12:25pm, 17 Feb 2017 4,619 posts	0 Wobbling Yay, pierce and ping time! I bet that's going to smell yummy. You'll be doing some work while you eat that, won't you, because has been mentioned to you, you can't have fag breaks and an hour-long lunch break.
Velociraptor Feb 2017 12:32pm, 17 Feb 2017 35,501 posts	0 Velociraptor [Urgh, I hope it's not a cheese, onion and bacon concoction, Wobbling. Or fish. I used to work with people whose favourite lunch was a cheese and bacon flavour instapasta thing that smelt of fresh puke.]
Wobbling Feb 2017 1:50pm, 17 Feb 2017 4,620 posts	0 Wobbling [It was something based on curry, I believe] No, wrong, very wrong, nope. I think we need to take away your ability to talk to anyone.
PaulaMc Feb 2017 1:50pm, 17 Feb 2017 5,586 posts	0 PaulaMc [Wobbling - they can't have both fag breaks and an hour long lunch break? That's very interesting... ]