Things you want to say but can't

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12:51pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Metro_Nome
I'm off for a nap
Dec 2016
1:29pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
You may have a time-turner, but they're not issued to community workers. And I'm not your technician. Take your own urgent fucking blood tests.
Dec 2016
1:30pm, 15 Dec 2016
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ChrisHB
I have forgotten that there is an open packet of marzipan in the cupboard.
Dec 2016
2:01pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Hark the Helegant Angels Sing
Turn that ****** TV off!
Dec 2016
2:31pm, 15 Dec 2016
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elfpint
Save Me. SAVE ME NOW!!!
Dec 2016
3:39pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
I said I was OK in a crisis. I didn't say I wouldn't explode under the pressure of a million petty irritations. Call off the biting midgies and send me a crocodile.
Dec 2016
4:41pm, 15 Dec 2016
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CStar
[Vrap on top form today :-)]
Dec 2016
4:43pm, 15 Dec 2016
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GlennR
[...and make it snappy]
Dec 2016
5:35pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
You ARE a counsellor? :-O Go on, hit me with it. Tell me your other job is teaching yoga for relaxation. But could tell me in a normal voice rather than squeaking and twittering and fluttering, please?
Dec 2016
6:44pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Icelandic Trigirl
I spend more time running that I do on fetch.

and:
che cazzo fai se non ferma il traffico sulle strisce pedonali? (to the Caribinieri, all standing about pointlessly while drivers failed to stop at the zebra I wanted to run over. However, Caribinieri being notoriously thick and racist and me being foreign and potentially mixed-race looking in the dark, I bit my tongue and kept running.)

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