Dec 2016
12:51pm, 15 Dec 2016
3,485 posts
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Metro_Nome
I'm off for a nap
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Dec 2016
1:29pm, 15 Dec 2016
35,023 posts
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
You may have a time-turner, but they're not issued to community workers. And I'm not your technician. Take your own urgent fucking blood tests.
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Dec 2016
1:30pm, 15 Dec 2016
14,258 posts
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ChrisHB
I have forgotten that there is an open packet of marzipan in the cupboard.
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Dec 2016
2:01pm, 15 Dec 2016
4,075 posts
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Hark the Helegant Angels Sing
Turn that ****** TV off!
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Dec 2016
2:31pm, 15 Dec 2016
21,844 posts
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elfpint
Save Me. SAVE ME NOW!!!
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Dec 2016
3:39pm, 15 Dec 2016
35,025 posts
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
I said I was OK in a crisis. I didn't say I wouldn't explode under the pressure of a million petty irritations. Call off the biting midgies and send me a crocodile.
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Dec 2016
4:41pm, 15 Dec 2016
6,377 posts
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CStar
[Vrap on top form today :-)]
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Dec 2016
4:43pm, 15 Dec 2016
23,603 posts
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GlennR
[...and make it snappy]
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Dec 2016
5:35pm, 15 Dec 2016
35,026 posts
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
You ARE a counsellor? Go on, hit me with it. Tell me your other job is teaching yoga for relaxation. But could tell me in a normal voice rather than squeaking and twittering and fluttering, please?
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Dec 2016
6:44pm, 15 Dec 2016
2,946 posts
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Icelandic Trigirl
I spend more time running that I do on fetch.
and: che cazzo fai se non ferma il traffico sulle strisce pedonali? (to the Caribinieri, all standing about pointlessly while drivers failed to stop at the zebra I wanted to run over. However, Caribinieri being notoriously thick and racist and me being foreign and potentially mixed-race looking in the dark, I bit my tongue and kept running.)
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