Things you want to say but can't

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Dec 2016
9:58pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Mazlin
Having spent the last two weeks putting photos of yourself on holiday in Vietnam all over the place, have you seriously just posted something with '#startupgrind' under it?
Dec 2016
11:17pm, 15 Dec 2016
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Sombrero-ho-ho-ho
"You're" not Your. PLEASE. Every. Fecking. Time. My eyes are bleeding.
Dec 2016
11:32am, 16 Dec 2016
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Good King WtnMel Looked Out
No - I don't need my fucking oven cleaned - for xmas. It doesn't matter how many times you phone me - I'm still not fucking interested. And next time you ring with your withheld number, instead of angrily cutting your recorded message off mid-sentence, I'm going to wait on the line to find out who the fuck you are and start bombarding you with pointless phone calls.

[I have some dozy friends appear as withheld 'cos they're too stupid to work out how to add a code first to make it obvious it's them phoning me .. so I have to pick up the phone to make sure who it is]
Dec 2016
12:13pm, 16 Dec 2016
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Seven Little Nemos a-swimming
I don't want to go to the party tomorrow. It's just going to be a mid-life crisis in slow motion while I probably won't be able to drink and will be in a corner coughing up one of my lungs....
Dec 2016
12:29pm, 16 Dec 2016
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Icelandic Trigirl
(To the drunk who shouted "I need a woman" as I passes).

Yes, she is called Betty Ford.
Dec 2016
12:34pm, 16 Dec 2016
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CStar
Great, Christmas is over and we can all get back to normal.
I fact why don't you all have next week off so I can get on with doing stuff in peace.

[am distinctly bah humbug this year]
Dec 2016
12:58pm, 16 Dec 2016
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Serenmerrily
Thank goodness I managed to sleep last night and my throat doesn't feel like it's gone mouldy. Good thing I didn't give this virus to my daughter either
Dec 2016
1:00pm, 16 Dec 2016
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Good King WtnMel Looked Out
[I'm always bah humbug CStar - on account of xmas starting in fecking October and people posting photos of their xmas tree up and decorated on 2nd Dec (twats). It would make a change if I had any xmas cheer at all!]
Dec 2016
1:31pm, 16 Dec 2016
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Hark the Helegant Angels Sing
I am not learning about Robot sex from Radio 4.
Dec 2016
1:34pm, 16 Dec 2016
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macca 53
[not at all intrigued by what that could or would entail]

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