Things you want to say but can't

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Diogenes Dec 2016 1:46pm, 16 Dec 2016 19,390 posts	0 Diogenes Why the fuck to you think it's appropriate to carry out your business on the phone on the train? Please tell me you are not making another call.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 2:03pm, 16 Dec 2016 35,027 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Ready for Christmas? Mwahahahahahaha! I'm not even sure what's happening about my dinner, never mind Christmas. [It's possible that I am now saying that to anyone who asks.
Sam Vimes Boots Dec 2016 2:39pm, 16 Dec 2016 610 posts	0 Sam Vimes Boots Oi goatfelcher, you may be an internationally known & respected S&C coach but even an inbred, fartsuckin, pimpledicked britainfirst supporter can work out that posting something to an address Northfield, Birmingham rather than a tiny village in Powys, that has more consonants in its name than is right, is wrong. Yes?
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 2:55pm, 16 Dec 2016 35,028 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town You appear to have booked a one-hour examination into one of my ten-minute appointments this afternoon. You are all SACKED.
jennywren Dec 2016 3:33pm, 16 Dec 2016 13,957 posts	0 jennywren I'm full of energy and raring to go and not lying limply on the sofa. Even if I were doing that I wouldn't be disturbed any time by yet another workman because they've all gone now until Monday. [the idiot joiner who was here to put the door back on has managed to lose the central bit so there's nothing to close it and it just swings open again]
Dr TinselD Dec 2016 3:38pm, 16 Dec 2016 13,832 posts	0 Dr TinselD [Goatfelcher. Class.] Hurry the fuck up! I'm taking the taxi waiting fee from your pocket money.
zp Dec 2016 5:00pm, 16 Dec 2016 102 posts	0 zp Asking me to provide referees for the job you offered 2 weeks after I accepted the offer is not at all concerning. I've only gone and moved 150 miles for the job, after all.
Duchess Dec 2016 5:29pm, 16 Dec 2016 7,262 posts	0 Duchess (zp, that's pretty normal nowadays, most companies don't ask for references until after an offer is made and accepted - saves the current employer finding out you're applying elsewhere, and the effort of requesting from ultimately unsuccessful candidates referees)
ChrisHB Dec 2016 5:45pm, 16 Dec 2016 14,264 posts	0 ChrisHB We are on top of things. Easy-peasy. For instance, [ thanks to next-door's kind help ] we have enough beds for the people who've invited themselves. [ I mean, next door really have offered us a bedroom and we are going to be borrowing it. ]
zp Dec 2016 6:13pm, 16 Dec 2016 103 posts	0 zp [Duchess, thank you. Must admit it surprised me, but I can understand the logic, if not the 2 week delay. And I've no reason to suspect my references will do me over. Probably :)]