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Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Dec 2016 9:57pm, 14 Dec 2016 24,778 posts	0 Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) (Thanks, it was rather stupid of me though)
CStar Dec 2016 10:40pm, 14 Dec 2016 6,376 posts	0 CStar [I sympathise] I didn't iron my thumb on Sunday night!
Sombrero-ho-ho-ho Dec 2016 11:45pm, 14 Dec 2016 10,580 posts	0 Sombrero-ho-ho-ho Oh just piss off you nasty shit.
Dr TinselD Dec 2016 8:41am, 15 Dec 2016 13,811 posts	0 Dr TinselD Just wear the fucking leggings. I don't care if they itch. 8.15 is not the time to tell me. If you had done the one thing you were meant to do yesterday then this would have been sorted out. You're not the centre of the fucking world.
Icelandic Trigirl Dec 2016 9:23am, 15 Dec 2016 2,945 posts	0 Icelandic Trigirl Yes, I will miss you but perhaps not as much as you think. I certainly won't miss coming home to find the fridge door open, with no milk inside and the salami uncovered so it will be nice and rubbery when I want to eat it. Safe travels back to your own ma.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 9:54am, 15 Dec 2016 35,020 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Spit it out, you cantankerous old bat. I haven't got all day to play guessing games on the 'phone with you. What do you want? If the answer is, "Just to rant at someone," put on daytime telly and rant at the chavs.
10LemonsLeaping Dec 2016 10:05am, 15 Dec 2016 2,333 posts	0 10LemonsLeaping Why does everything that involves you become such a nightmare? Please just leave.
jennyhohoho Dec 2016 10:14am, 15 Dec 2016 1,199 posts	0 jennyhohoho [ouch Mrs J!] I love working in an open plan office, where I can hear all of the ten-million conversations going on around me, especially when I'm working on something that requires a bit of concentration.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 10:31am, 15 Dec 2016 35,021 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town If you're ill enough to need the doctor to 'phone you up, you're ill enough to cling to your 'phone and chase other callers away until I've rung you.
Hark the Helegant Angels Sing Dec 2016 12:40pm, 15 Dec 2016 4,067 posts	0 Hark the Helegant Angels Sing The fact that the Sky deadline for their special Christmas 'switch to us' promotion is today is completely unrelated to BTs sudden all-out attempt to fix the fault on our line.