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The joke punchlines thread

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HowFar?
HowFar?
Aug 2016
9:24pm, 5 Aug 2016
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HowFar?
No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?
CharlieP
CharlieP
Aug 2016
11:03am, 14 Aug 2016
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CharlieP
Caerphilly!
Wednesday Mouse
Wednesday Mouse
Aug 2016
12:11am, 15 Aug 2016
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Wednesday Mouse
How do you think I rang the doorbell?
Nellers
Nellers
Aug 2016
7:05am, 15 Aug 2016
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Nellers
You don't want to get an ugly camel, do you?
Bintmcskint
Bintmcskint
Aug 2016
7:08am, 15 Aug 2016
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Bintmcskint
No, I'm a fraid knot
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Aug 2016
8:25am, 15 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
Shouted "Remember the Alamo!" and threw the Mexican out of the window
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Aug 2016
9:30am, 15 Aug 2016
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Derby Tup
No, she's in the wheelbarrow
Wriggling Snake
Wriggling Snake
Aug 2016
9:37am, 15 Aug 2016
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Wriggling Snake
because he's only got little legs
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Aug 2016
9:39am, 15 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
... but if I lift them both together, I can see the church clock
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Oct 2016
12:14pm, 26 Oct 2016
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Nicholls595
give him a biscuit and he'll let you.

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