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The joke punchlines thread

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GordonG
GordonG
Apr 2017
3:58pm, 21 Apr 2017
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it's to open the window: it stinks in here
GordonG
GordonG
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3:59pm, 21 Apr 2017
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GordonG
your face looks Ed Zackary like your arse
Wobbling
Wobbling
Apr 2017
4:12pm, 21 Apr 2017
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Wobbling
'And piglet?'
Wobbling
Wobbling
Apr 2017
4:13pm, 21 Apr 2017
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'Surrounded by 50 screaming passengers as he drove off a cliff'
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Apr 2017
4:15pm, 21 Apr 2017
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... shouted "Remember the Alamo" and threw the Mexican out of the window
TomahawkMike
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Apr 2017
8:32am, 28 Apr 2017
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Rupert the fridge!
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Apr 2017
8:37am, 28 Apr 2017
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Beatrice Potter
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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1:07pm, 22 Sep 2017
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No I said prick his boil
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Jan 2018
10:36am, 5 Jan 2018
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Can you smell carrots?
CarollyP
CarollyP
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5:05pm, 5 Jan 2018
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Anus.

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