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The joke punchlines thread

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colindglen
colindglen
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Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
colindglen
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Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Baboon!
colindglen
colindglen
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colindglen
Nothing, bananas don't talk!
colindglen
colindglen
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To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a cheetah."
colindglen
colindglen
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The collie wobbles!
Spleen
Spleen
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11:19am, 5 Aug 2016
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Said José, age 7.
HowFar?
HowFar?
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HowFar?
Can you smell carrots?
Nikaim
Nikaim
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Nikaim
Lemon entry my dear Watson!
colindglen
colindglen
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colindglen
"Watch porn and eat Wotsits!!" replied the man
CharlieP
CharlieP
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"Denephew!"

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