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May 2021
12:22am, 9 May 2021
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ChrisHB
and then, when the microwave pinged, opened the dishwasher to get my food out.
May 2021
7:23am, 9 May 2021
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Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs)
That beats my almost putting the lettuce into the cutlery drawer instead of the fridge 😆
May 2021
9:52pm, 9 May 2021
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Lip Gloss
Asked OH if he needed a pan to make porridge in the morning for him to remind me we had just put the cooker into the garage in prep for the new kitchen 😂🤦‍♀️
May 2021
9:14am, 10 May 2021
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Eynsham Red
We had a new kitchen fitted many years ago, and the fridge and dishwasher positions were transposed. I still frequently go the the “shwasher” to put the milk away!
May 2021
9:26am, 10 May 2021
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Garfield
LOL, we used to keep the microwave on top of the washing machine and it was moved to where the toaster used to live. I occasionally go to the washing machine to collect my heated up food... ;)
May 2021
10:49am, 10 May 2021
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Bazoaxe
I had a near miss this morning.

Going to brush my teeth and had the toothbrush under the handwash dispenser and about to press the button. realise just in time and applied toothpaste instead
May 2021
10:00am, 12 May 2021
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ChrisHB
Arrive at swimming pool 'pool ready'. Remove everything except swimming shorts, put it in my bag and begin to remove the one remaining item of clothing.
May 2021
10:03am, 12 May 2021
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Diogenes
[as Chris explained to the magistrate...]
May 2021
8:07pm, 12 May 2021
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Garfield
Trying to explain to MiL that the rechargeable batteries for her magnifier need to be charged up with a battery charger. She thinks the magnifier when plugged in will charge her batteries...but they won't! :-o
May 2021
9:42am, 13 May 2021
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WtnMel
[ChrisHB - at my naturist swim club (soon to be re-starting later this month), that's exactly what we'll all be doing ;) ]

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Maintained by ChrisHB
This morning I went to charge my kindle and instead found myself trying to charge my coffee mug. It was my third coffee of the day as well, clearly not strong enough!

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I was just drying my hair after a shower, I switched the hairdryer on and suddenly the bedroom was plunged into darkness, the hairdryer wasn't working either. Great, the electrics have just tripped out.

I find a torch, go to the fuse box but nothing has tripped - turns out I pressed the light switch instead of the hairdryer 'on' button.

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