Meaningless product descriptions

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Not so much a description, but a review of the bottle of Tesco Chile Merlot I just won in our village fete. The original, in Polish, here, https://winicjatywa.pl/tesco-chile-merlot/#

Or the full artistry, courtesy of G-Trans :-
This wine doesn't even have a name. Bought in Tesco for 9.99, bottled in the UK. It's a razor to a drowning man.

Hypothetical situation: you're going to an allotment/to your aunt's name day/to a party with friends somewhere deep in the countryside or in Ɓowicz, you don't have much time, you go there on Friday after work, you finished a project at 10pm, you worked all week until late, the house is empty, you grab two T-shirts, a change of underwear, a toothbrush, the shops are closed, you've drunk the wine and haven't restocked for a long time (although you have a list made thanks to our brave and fearless journalists who risk their health to taste and describe it on Winicjatywa every day), your choice is: petrol station or Tesco. You choose Tesco. On top of that, you don't like your friends, your aunt will serve you a cutlet dripping with fat and misery anyway, the wine doesn't really matter, but you still prefer wine to compote. And here it is! It's like blackcurrant jam, perfect instead of compote, you can chill it, that will only help... No tannins, no acidity, such "Kononowicz's wine". Cheap, doesn't kill and available after midnight. What the heck! I could drink a glass at a party! Wine source: Winicjatywa's own purchase.


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RunningRonnie


Maybe meaningless because it's in French, but what is going on at the top of the bottle??
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7:05pm, 15 Jun 2024
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[ "It's not just the size, pink pleasure"

And, erm, zezette? I'm not sure I can share the translation here. A common term for 'lady parts'. ]
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RunningRonnie
um wrote:[ "It's not just the size, pink pleasure" And, erm, zezette? I'm not sure I can share the translation here. A common term for 'lady parts'. ]


Wow! In the supermarket too. lol
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