Meaningless product descriptions

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GlennR 16 May 2:32pm, 16 May 2024 75,367 posts	0 GlennR For some reason I’m now imagining a luminous raven.
ChrisHB 18 May 12:05pm, 18 May 2024 23,076 posts	0 ChrisHB Das Champions League Finale 2024 im Wembley Stadion von Istanbul wird zweifellos ein unvergessliches Erlebnis für Fußballfans aus aller Welt sein. The 2024 Champions League final in Istanbul's Wembley Stadium..... The text regrettably comes from a travel agency offering tickets from Germany to the match.
Dvorak 18 May 1:58pm, 18 May 2024 27,752 posts	0 Dvorak It will be pretty unforgettable if their customers are taken to Istanbul.
GlennR 24 May 12:15pm, 24 May 2024 75,439 posts	0 GlennR Inside the box of a Kärcher electric mop.
Dvorak 24 May 3:02pm, 24 May 2024 27,766 posts	0 Dvorak It's a sign! Time to get the band back together. (Ok, it's a label, not a sign.) (Actually, "electric mop" has me pondering.)
McGoohan 24 May 3:04pm, 24 May 2024 54,110 posts	0 McGoohan The "wow to your stage"? Are they expecting you to dance with it like Gene Kelly in a musical?
stilldreaming 24 May 4:03pm, 24 May 2024 1,409 posts	0 stilldreaming McGoohan Or maybe Freddie Mercury 🤔
3M 24 May 5:14pm, 24 May 2024 24,112 posts	0 3M Electric Mop Orchestra? EMO sounds like a good name for a band!
GlennR 7 Jun 12:38pm, 7 Jun 2024 75,580 posts	0 GlennR No medicine, money or oxygen left in this vehicle overnight.
GordonG 7 Jun 12:58pm, 7 Jun 2024 10,383 posts	0 GordonG [i have seen an ex-hearse with the sticker "no bodies left in this vehicle overnight"]