Meaningless product descriptions

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cackleberry 8 Jun 7:34am, 8 Jun 2024 3,844 posts	0 cackleberry [Local game butchers van had the sticker: No black pudding left in this vehicle overnight.]
ChrisHB 8 Jun 12:39pm, 8 Jun 2024 23,097 posts	0 ChrisHB A one-page tourist guide to the little Suffolk town of Aldeburgh contains ICONIC three times, HISTORIC three times and DELIGHTFUL three times. Is this a record? thesuffolkcoast.co.uk
Maclennane 8 Jun 1:54pm, 8 Jun 2024 32,416 posts	0 Maclennane
fetcheveryone 11 Jun 9:25am, 11 Jun 2024 30,538 posts	0 fetcheveryone Not really meaningless, just frustrating: HMRC website: "you're about to be asked about cookies, ok?" Me: "Ok" HMRC: "do you want cookies?" Me: "Ok" HMRC: "you've just said you're ok with cookies. Ok?" Me: "Ok FFS" Also HMRC: "you have an updated self assessment statement" Me: "great, show me" [insert bit about cookies here. Again. What galls me at this point is that cookies are designed to STORE YOUR BLOODY PREFERENCES!] HMRC: "check whether the statement is ready to view" Me: "Ok" HMRC: "no, it's not. Try in four working days" Me: "Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!"
Red Squirrel 11 Jun 10:31am, 11 Jun 2024 23,961 posts	0 Red Squirrel They never seem to store the preferences and ask me every bloody time. Sometimes I ignore websites that repeatedly ask me. Their loss really if other people do this. Unfortunately, Fetch, I know you can’t ignore HMRC.
GregP 11 Jun 7:16pm, 11 Jun 2024 152,107 posts	0 GregP We may have touched on this before, but my Asda is selling digital air fryers. What please is digital air, and what are the benefits of frying it?
jacdaw 11 Jun 8:28pm, 11 Jun 2024 4,477 posts	0 jacdaw On a similar vein, why have people started to call non e-bikes (ie "bikes") "analog(ue)"? In what way is an e-bike not analogue, so presumably digital? Allegedly the bike industry wants to go with "acoustic", as in not electric, as in guitars!
ChrisHB 13 Jun 7:17pm, 13 Jun 2024 23,109 posts	0 ChrisHB For every cup of coffee we sell, 4 (crossed out) 3 sq cm of our rainforest are conserved. And how would the rainforest be doing, we wonder, if no coffee at all were grown... (The cafe doesn't appear to have an online presence).
NordRunner 14 Jun 8:48am, 14 Jun 2024 4,335 posts	0 NordRunner GregP wrote:…my Asda is selling digital air fryers. What please is digital air, and what are the benefits of frying it? It's for fish fingers.
GlennR 14 Jun 4:48pm, 14 Jun 2024 75,629 posts	0 GlennR And silicon chips.