Meaningless product descriptions

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Oranj 13 Jul 8:59pm, 13 Jul 2024 4,229 posts	0 Oranj
Dvorak 13 Jul 9:45pm, 13 Jul 2024 27,890 posts	0 Dvorak The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled ... From Bauhaus to your house, indeed. Best drunk in a flat field
Red Squirrel 13 Jul 9:59pm, 13 Jul 2024 24,109 posts	0 Red Squirrel Meaningful product description!
3M 13 Jul 11:36pm, 13 Jul 2024 24,392 posts	0 3M Groundhog wrote:Are you sad about your cracked or chipped windscreen? This is the product for you. My late, lamented windshield!
Maclennane 19 Jul 9:49am, 19 Jul 2024 32,558 posts	0 Maclennane The Manual Can Opener can open lids in three seconds with just a simple twist. This rotating can opener is an essential kitchen gadget for opening tightly closed bottles and jar lids. It is easy and labor-saving to use, and can also be used by girls.
Nellers 19 Jul 9:55am, 19 Jul 2024 43,334 posts	0 Nellers Even by Girls? What a time to be alive!
GlennR 19 Jul 11:10am, 19 Jul 2024 75,954 posts	0 GlennR They’ll be getting the vote next.
jacdaw 19 Jul 11:21am, 19 Jul 2024 4,516 posts	0 jacdaw "CrowdStrike is a global cybersecurity leader with an advanced cloud-native platform for protecting endpoints, cloud workloads, identities and data..."
RunningRonnie 19 Jul 11:34am, 19 Jul 2024 3,219 posts	0 RunningRonnie lol
NordRunner 19 Jul 1:01pm, 19 Jul 2024 4,406 posts	0 NordRunner Maclennane wrote:The Manual Can Opener can open lids in three seconds with just a simple twist. … This reminds me of the toaster, on which everything has been coverted to manual as a “feature”: close the grills around the bread, lower the bread, lift the toast. I probably had to pay more for the total personal control.