Meaningless product descriptions

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Fragile Do Not Bend Nov 2023 11:38am, 18 Nov 2023 11,781 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Ok not meaningless but… motion sensor 😅
DocM Nov 2023 2:34pm, 20 Nov 2023 48,419 posts	0 DocM Wow I wonder if that would stop hubby peeing on the floor
Oscar the Grouch Nov 2023 3:11pm, 20 Nov 2023 6,786 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch No, but it might stop you standing in it 😂
um Nov 2023 9:31am, 23 Nov 2023 7,927 posts	0 um Not so much a description, but I'm not sure which other thread would fit? I'm impressed by Inov-8's customer service. Thank you so much for buying from inov-8.com - we really appreciate your custom. As a company, we are committed to offering great value. We have noticed that one of our stockists is temporarily selling your product for a lower price than you have paid via our website. Whilst we can’t control these things, integrity is central to our brand and we would feel bad if we allowed you to lose out on a deal. Therefore we have added the difference, £0.00, to your account as credit which you can use against your next purchase. If you checked out as a guest or don’t yet have an account, don’t worry, we have saved this credit against your email address. All you need to do is create an account on inov-8.com using this email address and your credit should be there for you when you log in. We hope this is OK with you, that you enjoy your purchase and, fingers crossed, we can be of service to you again soon. I checked, and surprisingly my account now shows a balance of £0.00
fetcheveryone Nov 2023 9:39am, 23 Nov 2023 29,878 posts	0 fetcheveryone Lol. Worth flagging with them - it's got to be worth a voucher or something to point out something that will make a lot of customers laugh at them.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2023 10:15am, 23 Nov 2023 3,667 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Sounds like a classic programming off-by-one error en.wikipedia.org
fetcheveryone Nov 2023 10:28am, 23 Nov 2023 29,884 posts	0 fetcheveryone Yep, or a "<=" instead of a "<". It's a dance as old as time.
GordonG Nov 2023 10:33am, 23 Nov 2023 10,124 posts	0 GordonG you should insist that they send you a refund by cheque.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2023 11:23am, 23 Nov 2023 3,668 posts	0 Steve NordRunner .LT. or .LE. back in the mists of time, IIRC 😀
ThorntonRunner Nov 2023 12:04pm, 23 Nov 2023 7,147 posts	0 ThorntonRunner Ahh - good old fortran