Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Oct 2023 8:14pm, 4 Oct 2023 22,690 posts	0 ChrisHB Thanks to TfL for this one:
3M Oct 2023 8:57am, 5 Oct 2023 22,257 posts	0 3M [Feels about right in most cities, ChrisHB ]
Sigh Oct 2023 7:36pm, 24 Oct 2023 23,072 posts	0 Sigh Erm...this would get a bit messy.
ChrisHB Nov 2023 5:08pm, 2 Nov 2023 22,742 posts	0 ChrisHB From an estate agent who has never visited Reigate: Reigate offers an impressive(1) range of shops and services in the best tradition of English rural communities(2). The picturesque(3) streets have a delightfully modern(4), cosmopolitan(5) feel and(6) where independent boutiques rub shoulders with popular high street stores(7). (1) impressively inadequate (2) most English rural communities have zero shops (3) what? (4) outstanding oxymoron (5) over-filled with motor vehicles, traffic noise and fumes (6) "and" was inserted to prove that the text wasn't generated by AI (7) Boots
Carpathius Nov 2023 6:17pm, 2 Nov 2023 22,613 posts	0 Carpathius Chris.
Oscar the Grouch Nov 2023 9:31pm, 8 Nov 2023 6,714 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch
Maclennane Nov 2023 9:34pm, 8 Nov 2023 31,578 posts	0 Maclennane I suppose you could hit someone with it
Oscar the Grouch Nov 2023 9:58pm, 8 Nov 2023 6,715 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Well, it does have a 15m range...
leaguefreak Nov 2023 10:20pm, 8 Nov 2023 11,634 posts	0 leaguefreak That, my friend, is a light saber in disguise.
ChrisHB Nov 2023 8:42am, 9 Nov 2023 22,770 posts	0 ChrisHB Should I assume it's deliberate?