Meaningless product descriptions

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Pothunter Jun 2023 12:01am, 14 Jun 2023 7,931 posts	0 Pothunter I was intrigued so googled it. This is also on their homepage: “The hydrogen generator located at the base of the HydroLite™ bottle splits H2O (water) into hydrogen and oxygen molecules. It instantly forms hydrogen gas bubbles in the water. It looks like sparkling water but with the 150+ health benefits of hydrogen!” Have they got any idea how explosive hydrogen is??? And, guess how much it costs… Currently on special for £118.99 down from £158.99 It also claims “ No Prescription Refills. No Pills & Tablets. No Fillers. No Chemicals. No Side Effects.” with no obvious reference to the “Ozone and chlorine are discharged from the exhaust vent. ” Jeez, could it be any more dangerous? (I guess the quantities of chlorine gas are minuscule but still!)
Maclennane Jun 2023 6:21am, 14 Jun 2023 30,863 posts	0 Maclennane Disappointing. why say 150+ when you could say something more convincing like 137?
GlennR Jun 2023 7:38am, 14 Jun 2023 70,800 posts	0 GlennR Good point. There were never 57 varieties of Heinz, it just sounded good. Re the water, all you need is a couple of electrodes and a battery. If you don’t mind blowing your house up.
ChrisHB Jun 2023 7:56am, 14 Jun 2023 22,485 posts	0 ChrisHB The Hindenburg shows that hydrogen isn't explosive on its own.
Steve NordRunner Jun 2023 8:04am, 14 Jun 2023 3,070 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Re spurious exactitude, Charles de Gaulle said of France “How can anyone govern a country with 246 varieties of cheese?” The general underestimated: France has closer to 1.000 types of cheese.
Maclennane Jun 2023 10:51am, 14 Jun 2023 30,865 posts	0 Maclennane 86% of statistics are made up
3M Jun 2023 11:23am, 14 Jun 2023 21,459 posts	0 3M ...but only by 27% of people.
Oscar the Grouch Jun 2023 11:58am, 14 Jun 2023 6,151 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Pothunter, with your search history, you'll have the anti-terrorism police at your door...
Pothunter Jun 2023 4:39pm, 14 Jun 2023 7,936 posts	0 Pothunter Lol, although private mode won’t prevent that it will hopefully prevent my ads being polluted by that sort of rubbish
Badger Jun 2023 11:29pm, 14 Jun 2023 16,337 posts	0 Badger 84% of statisticians truly hate their jobs.