Meaningless product descriptions

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Silent Runner
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GlennR
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3M
Pretty sure that hydrogen is one thing that water isn't missing. Otherwise it'd just be oxygen.
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cackleberry
Isn't water with extra hydrogen just hydrogen peroxide?

I wouldn't recommend drinking that.

Have we had a similar product recently, or am I imagining things?
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Silent Runner
[The top line was my comment, 3M. They didn't actually say that, though that seems to be what they're implying.]

If anyone wants any ultra-oxygenated, hydrogen infused water, I've got some that I'm willing to sell...
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3M
🤣🤣🤣
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Maclennane
I think peroxide has less hydrogen than water. Call me ultra traditional and stuck in my ways, but I reckon the proportion of hydrogen to oxygen in ordinary water is fine
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Dvorak
If you increase the mass of your hydrogen in water, aren't you on the H-bomb track?
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Dvorak
Ref peroxide: 23rd May fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/498

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