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ChrisHB Jun 2023 7:50pm, 8 Jun 2023 22,477 posts	0 ChrisHB Artisan hot-dog
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GlennR Jun 2023 9:45pm, 13 Jun 2023 70,796 posts	0 GlennR Lordy.
3M Jun 2023 9:45pm, 13 Jun 2023 21,452 posts	0 3M Pretty sure that hydrogen is one thing that water isn't missing. Otherwise it'd just be oxygen.
cackleberry Jun 2023 9:50pm, 13 Jun 2023 3,129 posts	0 cackleberry Isn't water with extra hydrogen just hydrogen peroxide? I wouldn't recommend drinking that. Have we had a similar product recently, or am I imagining things?
Silent Runner Jun 2023 9:51pm, 13 Jun 2023 951 posts	0 Silent Runner [The top line was my comment, 3M. They didn't actually say that, though that seems to be what they're implying.] If anyone wants any ultra-oxygenated, hydrogen infused water, I've got some that I'm willing to sell...
3M Jun 2023 9:53pm, 13 Jun 2023 21,454 posts	0 3M 🤣🤣🤣
Maclennane Jun 2023 10:59pm, 13 Jun 2023 30,862 posts	0 Maclennane I think peroxide has less hydrogen than water. Call me ultra traditional and stuck in my ways, but I reckon the proportion of hydrogen to oxygen in ordinary water is fine
Dvorak Jun 2023 11:10pm, 13 Jun 2023 26,972 posts	0 Dvorak If you increase the mass of your hydrogen in water, aren't you on the H-bomb track?
Dvorak Jun 2023 11:13pm, 13 Jun 2023 26,973 posts	0 Dvorak Ref peroxide: 23rd May fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/498