Meaningless product descriptions

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3M
May 2023
11:13am, 23 May 2023
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3M
And Ark Drops sounds suspiciously like "Snake Oil", therefore!
May 2023
11:59am, 23 May 2023
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Carpathius
Er, if you add extra oxygen to water, you'll get hydrogen peroxide won't you? And I don't think that will help at all.
May 2023
12:21pm, 23 May 2023
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RunningRonnie
Shower gel that smells of "sport"
May 2023
12:28pm, 23 May 2023
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cackleberry
Surely the only way to increase the oxygen carrying capacity of your blood is to add more red blood cells?

Carp - you would certainly feel rather fizzy for a short while if you had hydrogen peroxide in your blood, not sure how long for...
May 2023
12:33pm, 23 May 2023
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cackleberry
Indeed, a quick Google suggest that high levels of oxygen in the blood can lead to a coma.

Gonna give those a miss!
May 2023
1:29pm, 23 May 2023
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Dvorak
Ah, are those Swedish Ark Drops, not the Indian Pure Tulsi Ark Drops?

Don't forget Ark Drive, which will increase blood flow to your genitals and has a lust-bomb effect.
May 2023
1:44pm, 23 May 2023
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Maclennane
Apparently the animals came two by two
May 2023
1:45pm, 23 May 2023
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GregP
Not sure where else to put this - but Radio 4 today were talking about riot police being deployed in Cardiff.

What, please, are ‘riot police’? And where todo they come from? No UK force to the best of my knowledge has ‘riot police’. Perhaps they get flown in?
May 2023
1:58pm, 23 May 2023
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Maclennane
if we're ranting about the news, can I object to the reports that "victims of the attack had failed to obtain counselling despite requesting it"
3M
May 2023
2:42pm, 23 May 2023
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3M
Apparently the animals came two by two

:-o 😂

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