Meaningless product descriptions

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3M May 2023 11:13am, 23 May 2023 21,328 posts	0 3M And Ark Drops sounds suspiciously like "Snake Oil", therefore!
Carpathius May 2023 11:59am, 23 May 2023 22,346 posts	0 Carpathius Er, if you add extra oxygen to water, you'll get hydrogen peroxide won't you? And I don't think that will help at all.
RunningRonnie May 2023 12:21pm, 23 May 2023 2,650 posts	0 RunningRonnie Shower gel that smells of "sport"
cackleberry May 2023 12:28pm, 23 May 2023 3,101 posts	0 cackleberry Surely the only way to increase the oxygen carrying capacity of your blood is to add more red blood cells? Carp - you would certainly feel rather fizzy for a short while if you had hydrogen peroxide in your blood, not sure how long for...
cackleberry May 2023 12:33pm, 23 May 2023 3,102 posts	0 cackleberry Indeed, a quick Google suggest that high levels of oxygen in the blood can lead to a coma. Gonna give those a miss!
Dvorak May 2023 1:29pm, 23 May 2023 26,922 posts	0 Dvorak Ah, are those Swedish Ark Drops, not the Indian Pure Tulsi Ark Drops? Don't forget Ark Drive, which will increase blood flow to your genitals and has a lust-bomb effect.
Maclennane May 2023 1:44pm, 23 May 2023 30,755 posts	0 Maclennane Apparently the animals came two by two
GregP May 2023 1:45pm, 23 May 2023 145,841 posts	0 GregP Not sure where else to put this - but Radio 4 today were talking about riot police being deployed in Cardiff. What, please, are ‘riot police’? And where todo they come from? No UK force to the best of my knowledge has ‘riot police’. Perhaps they get flown in?
Maclennane May 2023 1:58pm, 23 May 2023 30,757 posts	0 Maclennane if we're ranting about the news, can I object to the reports that "victims of the attack had failed to obtain counselling despite requesting it"
3M May 2023 2:42pm, 23 May 2023 21,331 posts	0 3M Apparently the animals came two by two 😂