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K5 Gus May 2023 4:15pm, 3 May 2023 5,744 posts	0 K5 Gus Gucci sell running shoes ( £665 a pair ) and they wan you not to run in them "Gucci Run Requests You Don't Run" gucci.com If you ignore that, and do run in them best to do it in the dark, on a treadmill :- "This shoe should be protected from direct light, heat and rain. If the item becomes wet, dry it immediately with a soft cloth." gucci.com
GregP May 2023 2:43pm, 11 May 2023 145,529 posts	0 GregP Invisible socks. In a range of colours. Seriously?
Steve NordRunner May 2023 3:04pm, 11 May 2023 2,942 posts	0 Steve NordRunner It's like wearing frilly underwear.
ChrisHB May 2023 3:26pm, 11 May 2023 22,444 posts	0 ChrisHB Good job you posted the pictures, Greg, or I might not have believed you.
GregP May 2023 5:46pm, 13 May 2023 145,620 posts	0 GregP Make your legs thinner and longer! twitter.com
GregP May 2023 5:46pm, 13 May 2023 145,621 posts	0 GregP [good work Chris]
Silent Runner May 2023 5:58pm, 13 May 2023 940 posts	0 Silent Runner "Recommended by local plastic surgeons in Japan!" I guess any plastic surgeon can be local, if you happen to live near them.
Fragile Do Not Bend May 2023 1:09pm, 18 May 2023 11,152 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend “ For thousands of years humans have been using plants, mushrooms and other natural substances to enhance their body & mind. Discover our adaptogenic coffee blends, blended with the highest-quality natural adaptogens to help you flow through your day.” londonnootropics.com
GlennR May 2023 1:15pm, 18 May 2023 70,309 posts	0 GlennR ~loads shotgun~
GregP May 2023 1:18pm, 18 May 2023 145,731 posts	0 GregP I don't want to shoot them, I just want them to go away.