Meaningless product descriptions

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Apr 2023
2:14pm, 3 Apr 2023
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Diogenes
Not a meaningless product description but a meaningless mission statement.

"Working together for tomorrow"

This seen on the side of a stationery company fan. A stationery company FFS.
Apr 2023
11:13pm, 3 Apr 2023
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Steve NordRunner
The goverment's appeal to pensioners' consciences should be “working today for yesterday”.
Apr 2023
12:09am, 5 Apr 2023
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ChrisHB
-true Always true

a description of the parameter -true on a Unix find command
Apr 2023
9:49am, 5 Apr 2023
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Badger
I don’t remember ever finding a use for that.
Apr 2023
9:49am, 5 Apr 2023
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Badger
The parameter, not the command.
Apr 2023
8:38am, 13 Apr 2023
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RunningRonnie
Flash bleach. "Removes up to 100% of stains."

I read that as "removes some stains."
Apr 2023
10:27am, 13 Apr 2023
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GlennR
If I had my way it would be compulsory for advertisements to replace “up to” with “not more than”.
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Apr 2023
11:26am, 13 Apr 2023
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um
As in "Removes not more than 100% of stains" Glenners?

How about 'at least'?
Apr 2023
11:28am, 13 Apr 2023
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GregP
It's a speed limit, not a speed target.
Apr 2023
11:30am, 13 Apr 2023
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GlennR
Quite. It's not at least, it's not more than.

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