Meaningless product descriptions

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Apr 2023
7:17pm, 13 Apr 2023
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Well, 25 people 'like' it, whatever it is:

Apr 2023
7:31pm, 13 Apr 2023
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GregP
Excellent.
Apr 2023
12:51pm, 14 Apr 2023
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Silent Runner
Not really a product description, but it seemed appropriate for here. From a description of gamma ray bursts on Facebook:

GRBs can last upto ten milliseconds (or even several hours).

So, up to several hours then?
Apr 2023
1:03pm, 14 Apr 2023
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Oscar the Grouch
Yes, you'd think a range 'from/to' would be more appropriate
Apr 2023
2:20pm, 14 Apr 2023
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PeteFastFeet
This was on the label of my recently purchased bike tyre;
Cycle inspired design
PK
Apr 2023
3:53pm, 14 Apr 2023
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PK
on a similar note, companies saying

'it'll be issued in 5-7 working days' (or similar)

No, that's wrong. You're implying that if it's ready before 5 working days, you'll hold on to it.

Just lazy wording, that's all.
Apr 2023
12:37pm, 20 Apr 2023
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timberland.co.uk

Apr 2023
1:04pm, 20 Apr 2023
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Velociraptor
Oh, nice! Debris can get in but can't get out.
Apr 2023
1:08pm, 20 Apr 2023
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GregP
Our emergency instant coffee is "barista grade".
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3:44pm, 20 Apr 2023
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Drell
... and I can imagine the blisters you'd get from wearing them without socks...

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