Meaningless product descriptions

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Oscar the Grouch May 2023 1:58pm, 18 May 2023 6,085 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch They can adapataFRO.
Red Squirrel May 2023 2:18pm, 18 May 2023 22,929 posts	0 Red Squirrel Wouldn’t’ve thought there was mushroom in the market for those sort of products.
GregP May 2023 3:52pm, 18 May 2023 145,740 posts	0 GregP Air-purifying headphones, anyone? https://youtu.be/tFdnCzfJPJ0
iRicey May 2023 3:55pm, 18 May 2023 3,350 posts	0 iRicey I knew I had seen those before... fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/444
GregP May 2023 4:04pm, 18 May 2023 145,741 posts	0 GregP Oh well remembered that Fetchie
GlennR May 2023 7:48pm, 18 May 2023 70,317 posts	0 GlennR Music-purifying headphones could be a thing. You get Yes in and get music out.
Maclennane May 2023 10:17am, 23 May 2023 30,751 posts	0 Maclennane The special blend of natural oils in Ark Drops naturally increases oxygen levels in the blood and carries it to the cells and organs. This increased oxygen flow reduces stress and relaxes the nervous system, resulting in improved brain function and faster muscle recovery.
Nellers May 2023 10:34am, 23 May 2023 40,743 posts	0 Nellers Ark drops sound like a viable alternative to EPO then, Mac.
Maclennane May 2023 10:52am, 23 May 2023 30,752 posts	0 Maclennane a colleague has just explained to me that they contain "ultra-oxygenated water"
Nellers May 2023 11:00am, 23 May 2023 40,744 posts	0 Nellers ….. and hitch gets into the bloodstream?😬