Meaningless product descriptions

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1:58pm, 18 May 2023
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Oscar the Grouch
They can adapataFRO.
May 2023
2:18pm, 18 May 2023
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Red Squirrel
Wouldn’t’ve thought there was mushroom in the market for those sort of products.
May 2023
3:52pm, 18 May 2023
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GregP
Air-purifying headphones, anyone?

https://youtu.be/tFdnCzfJPJ0
May 2023
3:55pm, 18 May 2023
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iRicey
I knew I had seen those before...

fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/444
May 2023
4:04pm, 18 May 2023
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GregP
Oh well remembered that Fetchie
May 2023
7:48pm, 18 May 2023
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GlennR
Music-purifying headphones could be a thing. You get Yes in and get music out.
May 2023
10:17am, 23 May 2023
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Maclennane
The special blend of natural oils in Ark Drops naturally increases oxygen levels in the blood and carries it to the cells and organs. This increased oxygen flow reduces stress and relaxes the nervous system, resulting in improved brain function and faster muscle recovery.
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10:34am, 23 May 2023
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Nellers
Ark drops sound like a viable alternative to EPO then, Mac.
May 2023
10:52am, 23 May 2023
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Maclennane
a colleague has just explained to me that they contain "ultra-oxygenated water"
May 2023
11:00am, 23 May 2023
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Nellers
….. and hitch gets into the bloodstream?😬

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