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Dvorak Jun 2023 9:14pm, 18 Jun 2023 26,986 posts	0 Dvorak (Can I change that for "popular restaurants" and send the winner to Miller and Carter? I would have thought the demographic might have supported something a bit posher, but it's seven miles to the nearest Michelin star, apparently (Sorrel, in Dorking: dinner from £125pp).)
ChrisHB Jun 2023 9:45pm, 18 Jun 2023 22,500 posts	0 ChrisHB McGoohan The Joshua Tree is probably Redhill's finest, if you stretch the definitions of 'Redhill' and 'finest'. Also quite remarkably affordable.
ChrisHB Jun 2023 8:04pm, 22 Jun 2023 22,505 posts	0 ChrisHB From Iraqi Airways:
McGoohan Jun 2023 8:23pm, 22 Jun 2023 52,917 posts	0 McGoohan Maybe that's the desert?
GordonG Jun 2023 8:23pm, 22 Jun 2023 9,825 posts	0 GordonG The desert on the one day it snowed?
RunningRonnie Jun 2023 8:38am, 25 Jun 2023 2,690 posts	0 RunningRonnie Hand cooked crisps.
GordonG Jun 2023 6:39pm, 26 Jun 2023 9,835 posts	0 GordonG i've been looking to book a few days away with Mrs GordonG. I've managed to find a hotel with the following facilities: Tennis court Close to harbour Bocce Basketball Surfing Canoeing Cycling/mountain biking Mini golf Pedal boating Picnic area Beach volleyball Windsurfing Catamaran sailing Diving Banana boating Paddle tennis Waterskiing Snowboarding Archery Aerobics Darts Gym Golf course on site Putting green Golf course Motorboard ride Golf Aqua fit Bowling Volleyball Badminton Ski storage Ski-to-door access Handball Tobogganing Water slides Horse riding Golf desk Safari Jet ski Squash Sailing This is a hotel in central Tirana, Albania. Tirana is 20 miles from the nearest beach and has very few mountains. As in 'none'. Having been there last year, I can confirm that all the water- and winter sport opportunities would be - to say the least - limited. And as for the safari options...
Oscar the Grouch Jun 2023 6:50pm, 26 Jun 2023 6,224 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch And a golf desk?
Dvorak Jun 2023 6:52pm, 26 Jun 2023 27,036 posts	0 Dvorak Also, a golf course on site; golf course; and golf. And a golf desk. Well, they'd need one, with all that golf.
GordonG Jun 2023 6:57pm, 26 Jun 2023 9,836 posts	0 GordonG (I've emailed the hotel to ask for further info about the safari, golf course and the catamaran sailing )