Meaningless product descriptions

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Jul 2023
10:57am, 3 Jul 2023
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Are you getting anything in the chef's will?

[Although you could offer to proof read their menu for them in exchange for a meal.]
[And then their web site, that's just as good]
Jul 2023
10:57am, 3 Jul 2023
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ChrisHB
but 'accommodate' navigated successfully!

And the Latin! Letter-perfect, if they actually wanted to say "I have loved".
Jul 2023
11:00am, 3 Jul 2023
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Steve NordRunner
Impressive that someone keen on paperwork looked up the correct spelling of the tricky words “broccoli” and “accommodation”. Perhaps it was the cod filer?
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Jul 2023
11:05am, 3 Jul 2023
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Ahh - but broccoli in Italian is .... broccoli !
Jul 2023
6:34pm, 8 Jul 2023
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RunningRonnie
Anti histamine tablets: "let's you enjoy everything from picnics to puppies."

That doesn't seem like a huge range of things to me.
Jul 2023
6:43pm, 8 Jul 2023
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Nellers
Mayo does the same thing.
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Jul 2023
9:35pm, 8 Jul 2023
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3M
Only in cuisines...
Jul 2023
11:17pm, 8 Jul 2023
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Oranj
"One size fits all"

[Not on a hat it doesn't. I suspect we've been here before...]
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Jul 2023
11:27pm, 8 Jul 2023
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3M
On a pair of tights... "Fits all thighses".
Jul 2023
12:08am, 9 Jul 2023
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ThorntonRunner
Re hats - my Adidas running hat says "one size fits most" :)

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