Meaningless product descriptions

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Carpathius Jul 2023 7:44am, 9 Jul 2023 22,433 posts	0 Carpathius Literal LOL 3M! I describe the hospital pyjamas as "one size fits none" because I have literally never found someone they fitted reasonably.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2023 2:22pm, 10 Jul 2023 11,331 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend "One size fits all" [Not on a hat it doesn't. I suspect we've been here before...] That reminds me of a thread I need to start.
Oscar the Grouch Jul 2023 6:58pm, 10 Jul 2023 6,281 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch About nicknames?
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 11:11pm, 10 Jul 2023 3,145 posts	0 Steve NordRunner No, sew up some pyjamas.
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 12:23am, 12 Jul 2023 3,148 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I learnt to drive in one of these offerings from Amazon. I don't think I would fit in it now.
GregP Jul 2023 10:23am, 12 Jul 2023 146,708 posts	0 GregP How utterly bizarre.
GregP Jul 2023 10:24am, 12 Jul 2023 146,709 posts	0 GregP Header updated.
Oscar the Grouch Jul 2023 9:28pm, 12 Jul 2023 6,287 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch I forgot to mention this at the time. 17th June returning from London on the train from Paddington. Been a long day, my lad decides he wants a burger, so we go to Burger King on the station. He fancies chicken. No problem, sir. I ask for a bacon double cheeseburger. We don't sell them, sir. Not, we have run out. We don't sell them. Beef burgers. At Burger 'King'. Not sold. I mean... wtaf? I'm still bewildered.
Carpathius Jul 2023 7:49am, 14 Jul 2023 22,442 posts	0 Carpathius
Carpathius Jul 2023 8:42am, 14 Jul 2023 22,443 posts	0 Carpathius Made even more meaningless by the product photo, as if "generic personalised custom" wasn't enough.