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Groundhog May 2022 11:48am, 24 May 2022 4,439 posts	0 Groundhog Planning a bus journey for a work meeting: Taking this journey would save 1433g of CO2 compared to driving. That's the same as watching TV for 149 hours! If I spend a duvet day watching shit daytime TV, can I say I am saving the planet?
D2 May 2022 10:29am, 28 May 2022 12,395 posts	0 D2 Description of anklet for sale on fb When the temperature is above 32℃, Germanium stone emits wavelength (8-10μm), the most suitable frequency and wavelength for the human body. Therefore, 92.1% of far-infrared from germanium stone can be absorbed by the body. Far infrared penetrates deeply into the human body and helps to decompose toxic substances and significantly reduces swelling on lymph nodes.
JustCommando! May 2022 10:45am, 28 May 2022 4,623 posts	0 JustCommando! I read that as geranium, which would probably be equally effective...
chunkywizard May 2022 12:04pm, 28 May 2022 14,174 posts	0 chunkywizard Top find D2, that’s some top quality BS right there.
Velociraptor May 2022 12:09pm, 28 May 2022 58,229 posts	0 Velociraptor Unregulated radiotherapy to make something that doesn't exist go rotten inside your pipework? I'll have a double dose, thanks.
Silent Runner May 2022 3:46pm, 28 May 2022 743 posts	0 Silent Runner In other words, if you heat up germanium, it'll give off heat. Which is indeed also true of geraniums. Or anything, really.
GregP May 2022 4:49pm, 28 May 2022 135,929 posts	0 GregP Can we try heating up Germaine Greer?
GregP May 2022 4:51pm, 28 May 2022 135,930 posts	0 GregP Header updated
Dvorak May 2022 8:12pm, 28 May 2022 25,386 posts	0 Dvorak Obvious quackery. What is really needed is far infra-red clothing. DESCRIPTION The far infrared seamless slimming body suit could promoting blood circulation, activating cells, and speeding up metabolism. Burning excess fats, consuming extra calories, and shaping attractive curves. Regulating autonomic nerves, and eliminating fatigue rapidly. This slim bodysuit made from soft comfort nylon and spandex. Seamless design provides all over smooth appearance. No hooks & eyes and no additional bones. Ensure you wear more comfortable. Breathable fabric eeps you all day cool and dry. Super firm slimming body suit control gives you an instant slimming effect. Additional far infrared rays tourmaline dots for slimming healthier. Molds and shapes your waist line and back for smooth look. Frontopen bust and high back support helps to form good posture. Easy to put on and take off. Perfect firm slim corset body suit to wear with any fashion clothes. €67.90, guv. postquam.com And there's no need for your horse to feel left out harryhall.com
ChrisHB May 2022 10:22pm, 28 May 2022 21,694 posts	0 ChrisHB I see that company offers 'men' among its products. I didn't look to see what sort of men, I don't feel brave enough.