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Silent Runner Jun 2022 2:39pm, 18 Jun 2022 757 posts	0 Silent Runner "tailored to develop character over time." My mouse does that, but I think it's just the battery running down.
ChrisHB Jun 2022 3:06pm, 18 Jun 2022 21,735 posts	0 ChrisHB A Twin Otter is a tiny aircraft suitable for flying from Glasgow to the Outer Hebrides. [ Image from the Farnborough Air Show 2022 website ]
Dvorak Jun 2022 5:46pm, 18 Jun 2022 25,484 posts	0 Dvorak Maybe that's Elon Musk's Twin Otter? Re the mouse: matching mouse mat available, only £70.
ChrisHB Jun 2022 12:09am, 20 Jun 2022 21,742 posts	0 ChrisHB A random collection of distances selling an apartment somewhere in Redhill: The 37 m² Redhill Apartments By Stay Shoal apartment offers accommodation a mere 0.5 km to Redhill Methodist Church. This apartment has 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom and a fully equipped kitchen. Location The property lies about a 10-minute walk from Harlequin Theatre. Alternatively, you can visit Woking, set 29 km away from the apartment.
Oscar the Grouch Jun 2022 6:53am, 20 Jun 2022 4,906 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Would suit theatre loving Methodist, with a need to be 19 miles from Woking.
GlennR Jun 2022 2:18pm, 20 Jun 2022 63,992 posts	0 GlennR Nothing like far enough.
Pothunter Jun 2022 12:05pm, 21 Jun 2022 6,239 posts	0 Pothunter I like the implication that the apartment existed before Woking and some decided to “set” Woking 29km away
ChrisHB Jun 2022 12:09pm, 21 Jun 2022 21,745 posts	0 ChrisHB Indeed. And for someone on foot, the Methodist church and the theatre are as good as in the same place.
McGoohan Jun 2022 12:11pm, 21 Jun 2022 51,512 posts	0 McGoohan I wonder if they have anything for a cinema-loving Presbyterian, 27 km from Aldershot?
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Jun 2022 12:13pm, 21 Jun 2022 18,453 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Indeed. And for someone on foot, the Methodist church and the theatre are as good as in the same place. Probably no bar in the Methodist Church though. And less performances.