Meaningless product descriptions

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Jun 2022
2:39pm, 18 Jun 2022
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Silent Runner
"tailored to develop character over time."

My mouse does that, but I think it's just the battery running down.
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ChrisHB


A Twin Otter is a tiny aircraft suitable for flying from Glasgow to the Outer Hebrides.

[ Image from the Farnborough Air Show 2022 website ]
Jun 2022
5:46pm, 18 Jun 2022
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Dvorak
Maybe that's Elon Musk's Twin Otter?

Re the mouse: matching mouse mat available, only £70.
Jun 2022
12:09am, 20 Jun 2022
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ChrisHB
A random collection of distances selling an apartment somewhere in Redhill:

The 37 m² Redhill Apartments By Stay Shoal apartment offers accommodation a mere 0.5 km to Redhill Methodist Church. This apartment has 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom and a fully equipped kitchen.

Location
The property lies about a 10-minute walk from Harlequin Theatre. Alternatively, you can visit Woking, set 29 km away from the apartment.
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6:53am, 20 Jun 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Would suit theatre loving Methodist, with a need to be 19 miles from Woking.
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GlennR
Nothing like far enough.
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12:05pm, 21 Jun 2022
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Pothunter
I like the implication that the apartment existed before Woking and some decided to “set” Woking 29km away
Jun 2022
12:09pm, 21 Jun 2022
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ChrisHB
Indeed. And for someone on foot, the Methodist church and the theatre are as good as in the same place.
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12:11pm, 21 Jun 2022
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McGoohan
I wonder if they have anything for a cinema-loving Presbyterian, 27 km from Aldershot?
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12:13pm, 21 Jun 2022
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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark)
Indeed. And for someone on foot, the Methodist church and the theatre are as good as in the same place.

Probably no bar in the Methodist Church though. And less performances. ;-)

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