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Carpathius
Germanium men, presumably.
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Silent Runner
Germanium Man is one of the less well-known Marvel superheroes.
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Dvorak
When call into action, he strips off hi
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Dvorak
When call into action, he strips off his everyday clothes to reveal a seamless slimming body suit with a large "G" on the front; the tourmaline dots of which encourage love, gently disperse emotional pain and dissolve the disruptive feelings from his broken heart, the occurrence of which resulted in him becoming Germanium Man.

For extra power, he wears a 99.999% pure germanium on pure titanium bracelet, the negative ions of which neutralise the toxic and inflammatory positive ions which beset us amazon.com
May 2022
9:59am, 30 May 2022
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Steve NordRunner
Germanium men used to work on open-top tour buses mixed in with lots of sili-people, where they are called semi-conductors.
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GregP
We might have had this before, in which case sorry. #ugo
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The NOVABLASTâ„¢ 2 shoe is a great way to meet your training goals while moving towards a clear mindset.
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2:50pm, 8 Jun 2022
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Maclennane
Is a clear mindset like an empty head?
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4:17pm, 8 Jun 2022
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Carpathius
If so, I'd quite like a clear mindset. I just don't see how putting something on my feet will help.
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Oscar the Grouch
That's because you need a clear mindset.
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Steve NordRunner
IOW: while sitting in my chair waiting for a clear mindset after the abuses of the night before, the simple existence of a shoe gets me trained. I don't even have to buy it. Great! I'll have another round of toast.

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