Meaningless product descriptions

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Fragile Do Not Bend May 2022 7:20am, 8 May 2022 9,667 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Not the description but the product itself. It’s amazing that nobody came up with a way to attach earbuds to each other before, what a revelation knokstore.com
ChrisHB May 2022 12:44pm, 20 May 2022 21,682 posts	0 ChrisHB "empowering women outdoors" from a brand that specialises in skin-tight trousers worn by shapely women. acaioutdoorwear.com
cackleberry May 2022 1:00pm, 20 May 2022 2,630 posts	0 cackleberry "empowering women outdoors" from a brand that specialises in skin-tight trousers worn by shapely women. acaioutdoorwear.com Yes, I saw that and thought 'but I don't want skinny-fit hiking trousers'.
ChrisHB May 2022 1:47pm, 20 May 2022 21,685 posts	0 ChrisHB maybe your idea of empowerment doesn't include emphasising your curves.
Maclennane May 2022 3:01pm, 20 May 2022 28,771 posts	0 Maclennane my lad's Lynx Dark Temptation features PRO SCENT TECHNOLOGY what he needs is anti-scent technology
cackleberry May 2022 4:48pm, 20 May 2022 2,631 posts	0 cackleberry maybe your idea of empowerment doesn't include emphasising your curves. Nope. I much prefer a loose fit, so I can climb stiles and scramble and pockets that actually keep hold of my stuff. The outdoors is no place for curves, unless you're a model doing a photo shoot. (where's the thread for grumpy gits?!)
GregP May 2022 4:49pm, 20 May 2022 135,556 posts	0 GregP Either of the Ret50 threads will be fine
cackleberry May 2022 4:52pm, 20 May 2022 2,632 posts	0 cackleberry "The outdoors is no place for curves, unless you're a model doing a photo shoot." Or perhaps you are a nice round hillside of course.
GlennR May 2022 10:14pm, 20 May 2022 63,628 posts	0 GlennR I could easily pass for a round hillside. Or perhaps a more rugged one - my youngest brother recently referred to me as "a lump of Pampisford concrete".
JustCommando! May 2022 6:52am, 21 May 2022 4,610 posts	0 JustCommando! My go to favourite winter walking trousers are Acai. Really stretchy and comfy. Can't say I've noticed any empowerment as such!