Meaningless product descriptions

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Apr 2022
3:53pm, 24 Apr 2022
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ChrisHB
Forget gravity

(some sort of trainers)
Apr 2022
10:35pm, 24 Apr 2022
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Carpathius
That could rapidly become incompatible with life, much less running :-o
Apr 2022
12:46am, 25 Apr 2022
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GlennR
Good way of losing weight though.
Apr 2022
2:18pm, 25 Apr 2022
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Nellers
But not mass, GlennR.
Apr 2022
9:50pm, 25 Apr 2022
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GlennR
You wouldn’t expect me to make a mistake like that Nellers.
Apr 2022
10:33am, 26 Apr 2022
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Nellers
I don’t expect you to make any mistakes, sir.
Apr 2022
12:29pm, 26 Apr 2022
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GlennR
Right.
Apr 2022
10:24am, 28 Apr 2022
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GordonG
That advert on the tellybox with Mo giving as false a grin as he possibly can, for Oral B electric toothbrush. Apparently it ended up "changing... everything".

Er, changing what, exactly? Did it cause global warming? Send petrol prices higher? It didn't even change the toothbrush I use.
Apr 2022
8:31am, 29 Apr 2022
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Carpathius
Oh, that one particularly annoys me.
Apr 2022
9:06am, 29 Apr 2022
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Carpathius
And then what? You spend the last mile a scratchy, sweaty, heavy mess?

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