Meaningless product descriptions

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9:43pm, 28 Jun 2022
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Lip Gloss
😂😂😂👏👏
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9:45pm, 28 Jun 2022
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GordonG
It's canard.
You can say that again, bruv!
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9:46pm, 28 Jun 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Oh I say!
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Serendippily
Goodness. I really enjoy watching the power of social networking being properly harnessed. Presumably every Jack going appears on the poster
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4:32pm, 29 Jun 2022
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McGoohan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hg7M8qI5m8
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Serendippily
Someone went to choreography school for that :-)
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McGoohan
I suspect they dropped out :-)
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8:52pm, 30 Jun 2022
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Silent Runner
I saw this in the reviews for a CD on Amazon:

"A lovely cd not overly familiar with these before but I am God I purchased this, I found it enjoyable."

You can't ask for much more of a recommendation than that!
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8:57pm, 30 Jun 2022
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GregP
~giggles~
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5:17pm, 20 Jul 2022
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GordonG
Not exactly a product description but a poor news item from Guinness world records about a ship known as the Sammy B, which is now the deepest shipwreck ever discovered. "The Sammy B, which is at almost double the depth (i.e. 45%) of the Titanic..."

I know I failed my o level maths but even I can spot the error there.

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