Meaningless product descriptions

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May 2020
9:40am, 29 May 2020
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Nellers
Is "Partially traffic-free" the same as "with some traffic"?
May 2020
9:44am, 29 May 2020
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Velociraptor
In both instances, yes. (The race in question does usually start with around four miles on closed roads, but there isn't a lot of pavement on the route and there is a stretch of main road that runners have to share with fractious traffic.)
Jun 2020
10:27am, 6 Jun 2020
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Fragile Do Not Bend
I’m wondering what size building gives a two tonne chicken ‘room to roam’. An aircraft hanger?

um
Jun 2020
10:44am, 6 Jun 2020
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um
Are they doing 2 for 1?
Do you think that if I order one and tick 'substitutes OK', will I get 1000 x 2kg ones?
Jun 2020
10:59am, 6 Jun 2020
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Rrunner
I want to know how long that will take to cook.

The Sunday roast will be on the table Wednesday!
Jun 2020
8:47am, 11 Jun 2020
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Badger
The innovation is that one. With different long essays, the cutting of the hair, which are absorbed into the paper, a uniform hair length is guaranteed and the cut hair be disposed of immediately .Since 1988, the Flowbee marketed. In Germany he wurder, among others, by night broadcast commercials on TV. It is also very good for dogs with long fur hair.

From amazon.co.uk
Jun 2020
10:48am, 11 Jun 2020
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ChrisHB
wondering if that had been translated from German, I found this:

DIY-Haar-Ausschnitts-Umhang-Regenschirm Umhang-Salon-Friseur-Salon und die Hausstilisten, die verwenden amazon.de

which I would possibly translate as DIY hair-cutting-out hang-around umbrella hang-around-hairdressers'-hairdresser-hairdressers' and the home styilists, which use. It only costs €1.80.
Jun 2020
10:53am, 11 Jun 2020
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Badger
It does look like an auto-translation from German (and one which would make Linds' hair curl). That is fabulous, though - less than two € cents per letter of the name, can't argue with that.
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Jun 2020
1:23pm, 17 Jun 2020
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um
Not quite meaningless, but thought provoking. Best try not to picture it.

From The Times today, excepts.
The previous model was sufficiently difficult to use that they had to train beforehand, using underseat cameras in order to learn how to best perform the docking procedure.

The seat has been modified to allow more room for error, and has corrected a problem that made the “urine funnel” very difficult for women to use.

“in microgravity, it is difficult for the crew to locate themselves properly on the seat”. Even if they got it right, the experience was never wholly pleasant. The newer model not only has “smooth surfaces for cleanliness” but also “a tailbone section to encourage crew cheek separation”.

Its final major innovation concerns the thigh straps that are used to keep the astronauts in place. Nasa and European Space Agency crew have long been jealous of the system used by their Russian counterparts, who simply slot their toes into a hook rather than fiddling with cumbersome straps


Full article, if wanting to boldly go, thetimes.co.uk
Jun 2020
9:30am, 19 Jun 2020
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Maclennane
Hair Clips for Women with Wide Teeth & Durable Grip

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