Meaningless product descriptions

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GlennR May 2020 8:18pm, 25 May 2020 50,172 posts	0 GlennR It won’t last long once Louis gets his claws in it.
Red Squirrel May 2020 3:55pm, 26 May 2020 21,442 posts	0 Red Squirrel That's great Dvorak. Immunity gummy makes me think of a strong-stomached goat. I like a bit of English, taken and shaken ... then rearranged on a page.
rf_fozzy May 2020 11:44am, 28 May 2020 9,997 posts	0 rf_fozzy I'm going to start a business sticking stickers on things and selling them for a 6,800% mark-up. Pulling apart a £339 anti-5G USB stick - bbc.co.uk
GlennR May 2020 11:44am, 28 May 2020 50,245 posts	0 GlennR ‘"We use this device and find it helpful," ... a link to its website, which describes it as a USB key that "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device". "Through a process of quantum oscillation, the 5GBioShield USB key balances and re-harmonises the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wi-fi, tablets, et cetera,"’ bbc.com
Maclennane May 2020 11:56am, 28 May 2020 24,497 posts	0 Maclennane the phsics syllabus has clearly moved on
Groundhog May 2020 12:00pm, 28 May 2020 834 posts	0 Groundhog I like their dietary supplement. I would try making this myself but I think you need a TARDIS to do it. The Klotho protein, dubbed the “protein of immortality” by modern scientists, is something we all lose as we age. Developed with the goal of targeting the anti-aging gene Klotho using a novel revolutionary approach based on a combination of microbiome medicine, genetics & epigenetics. The uniqueness and value of Immortalis Klotho Formula does not reside solely in its raw components, but in the proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level.
Nellers May 2020 12:20pm, 28 May 2020 36,384 posts	0 Nellers Relativistic Time Dilation? So it's either moving really really fast or it's really really heavy. Either way it's hard to put it in a pill.
Carpathius May 2020 1:33pm, 28 May 2020 19,589 posts	0 Carpathius Damn, I came here to post that protein but you lot beat me to it
Velociraptor May 2020 9:36am, 29 May 2020 46,792 posts	0 Velociraptor A marathon with which I have some acquaintance claims on its website: Over half the course is run on partially traffic-free roads or roads with a dedicated running lane. Which sounds to me like, "13 miles of the route is on a busy main road, and the rest is on rush hour rat-runs."
um May 2020 9:39am, 29 May 2020 2,521 posts	0 um Is 'dedicated running lane' the same as a 'pavement' ?