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Velociraptor Apr 2020 1:17pm, 16 Apr 2020 46,098 posts	0 Velociraptor I saw an excellent one star review about some primer. The reviewer claimed to have applied several coats without achieving uniform whiteness.
GlennR Apr 2020 11:52pm, 23 Apr 2020 49,299 posts	0 GlennR Sleeep® PRO earplugs use titanium to block more sound at night, enabling better sleep.
Drell Apr 2020 9:59pm, 25 Apr 2020 2,434 posts	0 Drell I hope they use gold contacts, especially with optical fibre. Also oxygen free copper.
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leaguefreak Apr 2020 9:22am, 26 Apr 2020 8,079 posts	0 leaguefreak I'd love to write what my almost teen sportsman would say to that but I don't want to admit to allowing him to know those words at such a young age.
Velociraptor Apr 2020 12:40pm, 26 Apr 2020 46,226 posts	0 Velociraptor ANTI-VOMITING CAT BOWLS These new orthopaedic cat bowls allow for better posture thanks to their inclination and therefore better digestion to fight vomiting problems. (Advert accompanied by a video of a hairballing cat )
roberton Apr 2020 3:19pm, 26 Apr 2020 566 posts	0 roberton Having just had a roast dinner and had to decide which wine to have with it... ...I propose all wine labels. Do this really taste of apple? And are you telling me anything about this red wine when you say that it would go well with pasta (what, _any_ pasta?) or grilled meats? "Goes well with food" is what I'm getting...
Velociraptor Apr 2020 3:24pm, 26 Apr 2020 46,227 posts	0 Velociraptor There is evidence, I believe, that wine tasting is 100% emperor's new clothes.
roberton Apr 2020 3:36pm, 26 Apr 2020 569 posts	0 roberton I think there is more to it than that, but it's not what makes it to the labels and understandably show. They should just use association to sell it: buy this wine because we're making you think of Tuscan hills