Meaningless product descriptions

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Feb 2020
10:18am, 28 Feb 2020
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Serendippily
blackcat
Feb 2020
11:15am, 28 Feb 2020
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Dvorak
Mightn't the rAndom capiTalisatiOn be song title clues to the banDs who are playing?
Feb 2020
11:58am, 28 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
Yes It Is. Just hAd aNotheR email fRom Them.

ITS HERE!

Good morning dreamers... the day is upon us! We have been filled to the brim with excitement for a short while now, but we are over the moon to be sharing news of our first music announcement with you. Including not one but two (!!) of our main stage headliners. Without further ado…

Now is the time to lock down your ticket for the Birthday celebration of the summer. We have long sold out of Tier 1 & 2 tickets. But our third tier is available to purchase now. Press the big button below to browse our packages including some fantastic group and family ticket deals.

Remember, we don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.

JOIN US. CLICK HERE.
Feb 2020
12:09pm, 28 Feb 2020
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Dvorak
(Fetch had of course mentioned the song title thing, doh. I'm almost as dumb as the idiots who bought all the Tier 1 & 2 tickets without any idea who would be playing.)

Did you miss out the bit with the band names or are they guilty of further cretinous misuse of language?
Feb 2020
12:14pm, 28 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
It's a pic - it won't cutnpaste. I CBAed to type it all out but yes, Travis are playing.
Mar 2020
7:12am, 4 Mar 2020
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GregP
Not really meaningless at all, but I thought this was delightful in its specificity and needed sharing somewhere.

Mar 2020
7:18am, 4 Mar 2020
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McGoohan
Works fine in Lidl
Mar 2020
12:55pm, 4 Mar 2020
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GlennR
:)
Mar 2020
12:58pm, 4 Mar 2020
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Markymarkmark
Bizarre!
But impressive micro-segmentation of the customer demographic.
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7:51pm, 13 Mar 2020
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Groundhog
From Hoka
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