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Markymarkmark Jan 2020 2:40pm, 7 Jan 2020 10,437 posts	0 Markymarkmark [ Would that just cause further slippage, Chris? i.e. they'll all be 20 minutes late based on the original timetable! (I've never found setting my kitchen clock fast to ensure I get places earlier works, either!) ] [Dvorak - Northern Rail do that anyway. Different KPI, one they'd rather fail than the lateness one? ]
ChrisHB Feb 2020 10:40pm, 17 Feb 2020 18,873 posts	0 ChrisHB Here's a great comment on a sports watch - the thing is, it comes from "a review by our team members", not a customer bon maintien, ideal pour bébé qui commence à ramper easy maintenance, ideal for a baby who's learning to crawl decathlon.co.uk
McGoohan Feb 2020 8:37am, 28 Feb 2020 43,584 posts	0 McGoohan Not sure where to put this so I'm sticking it here. Got this, unsolicited from the 'Neverworld Festival'. Random CapiTalisaTion, sender's own. So... you want a sneak peak of our 2020 line up? With only 15 hours to go we are getting much Closer to our full music line up being In Your Arms. Trust us it will give you Something To Talk About. We're looking forward to welcoming you to our festival where you can get Forever Lost across our magical realms. Do Your Thing at the beach, Sing your heart out in the circus, or eat Junk Food Forever supplied by our independent street food traders. Just make sure to bring your waterproofs just in case or you'll be asking yourself why!!? Now. Get some sleep. We can't get none ourselves.
fetcheveryone Feb 2020 8:40am, 28 Feb 2020 23,430 posts	0 fetcheveryone I am disappointed that Bring Your Waterproofs is not a song title
McGoohan Feb 2020 8:50am, 28 Feb 2020 43,587 posts	0 McGoohan As Travis* sang, "Why does it always rain on me, so bring your waterproofs"
McGoohan Feb 2020 8:50am, 28 Feb 2020 43,588 posts	0 McGoohan *Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver
fetcheveryone Feb 2020 9:04am, 28 Feb 2020 23,431 posts	0 fetcheveryone Are you raining on me?
McGoohan Feb 2020 9:06am, 28 Feb 2020 43,589 posts	0 McGoohan I don't see any other precipitation here?
Serendippily Feb 2020 9:26am, 28 Feb 2020 16,247 posts	0 Serendippily Well I hope you are regretting your precipitation now
McGoohan Feb 2020 9:29am, 28 Feb 2020 43,595 posts	0 McGoohan All the animals come out at night - whores, pussies, Scottish indie bands, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Just make sure to bring your waterproofs just in case or you'll be asking yourself why!!?