Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2019
1:01pm, 9 Dec 2019
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ThorntonRunner
also what WL said!
Dec 2019
3:25pm, 9 Dec 2019
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Markymarkmark
[Super soaker works on the cats, I find. Aversion Therapy, and deeply satisfying in a surprising way!]
Dec 2019
4:36pm, 9 Dec 2019
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Rosehip
(super soaker just means they scarper as soon as they hear me open the door or window - doesn't stop them doing what they do before I notice the though :( )
Dec 2019
9:12am, 13 Dec 2019
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GlennR
your slippers are there for some the best parts of life. so invest in slippers you'd be proud to wear on any occasion. check out mahabis stylish, scandi-inspired, pared-back design.

[The lack of capitalisation alone is making my knuckles itch.]
Dec 2019
9:33am, 13 Dec 2019
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GregP
Or you can just wear Birkenstocks like a normal person.
Dec 2019
9:45am, 13 Dec 2019
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Dvorak
I think i brought up mahabis several years ago (need search function!). Worth a repeat though. Don't recall them being "scandi-inspired" - bit late to that bandwagon.
Dec 2019
10:22am, 13 Dec 2019
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cackleberry
Any occasion? Like popping to Tesco?
Dec 2019
10:29am, 13 Dec 2019
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GordonG
At a / your wedding?
Dec 2019
10:36am, 13 Dec 2019
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GlennR
[I was going to write "for work", but given that I'm currently wearing cycling shorts, a Fetch hoodie and Nike RN Free without socks I'd better not throw stones in this particular glass house.]
Dec 2019
10:55pm, 15 Dec 2019
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Dvorak
"The CauldronĀ® Magical Experience is a 1 hr 45 min immersive class where you wield a working magic wand and use molecular mixology to brew drinkable elixirs."

Ā£34.99, please.

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