Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Dec 2019 11:41pm, 1 Dec 2019 18,598 posts	0 ChrisHB What sort of physicist does it take to get outside space?
Maclennane Dec 2019 12:16am, 2 Dec 2019 21,976 posts	0 Maclennane Someone has discovered that cats are generally dehydrated because they mistrust still water, so you need a cat fountain.
GregP Dec 2019 7:04am, 2 Dec 2019 116,485 posts	0 GregP Tomorrow's a Tuesday. Tuesdays are the one day when I'm always in the office, so all my standing meetings are there. I dislike Tuesdays. Anything inspired by Tuesdays can sod off.
Lesley C Dec 2019 2:21pm, 7 Dec 2019 1,826 posts	0 Lesley C Can’t believe this is a thing - pitpat.com Saw it advertised on the tele.
GlennR Dec 2019 5:18pm, 7 Dec 2019 46,708 posts	0 GlennR I saw it advertised on the tv and seriously considered taking up heroin.
Carpathius Dec 2019 6:36pm, 7 Dec 2019 18,134 posts	0 Carpathius Oh FFS. And even worse, if you subscribe you get a FREE "wellness check" video call with a vet.
bundance Dec 2019 6:40pm, 7 Dec 2019 30 posts	0 bundance Save yourself. Give the dog heroin and worry less about its activity.
Hark the Heleg-Advent Angels Sing Dec 2019 7:29pm, 7 Dec 2019 6,630 posts	0 Hark the Heleg-Advent Angels Sing I've been commenting at home about the advertisements for pitpat. My dog lets me know when he has had enough exercise by rolling onto his back, closing his eyes and sticking his legs in the air. My husband does something similar, except that he also manages to snore. Any ideas how I can monetise these useful 'scientific' observations? Use of 'free radicals' and 'wellness' in the text will raise the potential share price too.
McGoohan Dec 2019 7:43pm, 7 Dec 2019 42,436 posts	0 McGoohan "New: as sponsored by Jet and Mr H: Horizontaling - improve your wellness with the great new exercise craze that's sweeping the nation. Send for our free fact sheet (P&P £29.95). From the creators of Perpendicularisation."
Hark the Heleg-Advent Angels Sing Dec 2019 7:55pm, 7 Dec 2019 6,635 posts	0 Hark the Heleg-Advent Angels Sing Excellent. All it needs is a little creativity