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Badger Oct 2019 9:46pm, 30 Oct 2019 11,520 posts	0 Badger Don’t miss Voodoo Tweed Cult if you do go. (I actually mean that)
GregP Nov 2019 8:35pm, 1 Nov 2019 115,814 posts	0 GregP To empower the mala, and the mantra used in association with this mala, japa (mantra meditation) should be practiced once each day for 40 consecutive days. When the mala becomes empowered, it can then be worn to transmit the energy of the mantra and the energetic qualities of the mala to the wearer.
GlennR Nov 2019 9:30pm, 1 Nov 2019 45,990 posts	0 GlennR Nearly as unconvincing as HIIT.
fetcheveryone Nov 2019 12:47pm, 4 Nov 2019 22,948 posts	0 fetcheveryone "This vehicle may turn left"
GlennR Nov 2019 12:05pm, 5 Nov 2019 46,057 posts	0 GlennR Introducing Smarter Security. It’s Human Nature-Proof.
Fragile Do Not Bend Nov 2019 1:14pm, 5 Nov 2019 5,037 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend [I bet it’s not. I know some people who could break any system through sheer stupidity]
GlennR Nov 2019 1:31pm, 5 Nov 2019 46,063 posts	0 GlennR [That's how I used to check the robustness of pricing tools - give the beta to the stupidest user I could think of and tell them to break it. They always managed.]
GregP Nov 2019 1:40pm, 5 Nov 2019 115,913 posts	0 GregP I work with coppers and provide spreadsheets to clergy in my free time. I have a good standard of idiot at my disposal.
GlennR Nov 2019 4:54pm, 8 Nov 2019 46,190 posts	0 GlennR On the joint venture between Prada and Adidas: '"The aim of this partnership is to investigate the realms of heritage, technology and innovation - and to challenge conventional wisdom through unexpected strategies." The shoes will be "based on an authentic fusion of fashion and sport" that mixes their "sporting heritage and visionary approach".'
Dvorak Nov 2019 5:06pm, 8 Nov 2019 18,224 posts	0 Dvorak Overpriced idiot shoes you can't run in, then?