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Markymarkmark Oct 2019 3:42pm, 15 Oct 2019 9,841 posts	0 Markymarkmark Presumably in a vacuum and under pressure, else it's called charcoal!
Maclennane Oct 2019 10:31am, 24 Oct 2019 21,474 posts	0 Maclennane Thus, not receiving the information that can supercharge the masculinity levels leading to broader shoulders and a high ability to pack on muscle at a faster rate…
GregP Oct 2019 5:48pm, 26 Oct 2019 115,665 posts	0 GregP Silent Air Remover Regular price £34.99
Wriggling Snake Oct 2019 5:55pm, 26 Oct 2019 24,432 posts	0 Wriggling Snake Pinatex. Pineapple leather. Not bio-degradeable. Not sustainable. Needs oil to be produced. Basically a bit of a disaster and possibly a wolf in sheeps clothing depending on how it is marketed.
GregP Oct 2019 11:51am, 27 Oct 2019 115,676 posts	0 GregP Not really sure where to post this. Here seems as good a place as any. metro.co.uk
GlennR Oct 2019 12:33pm, 27 Oct 2019 45,868 posts	0 GlennR Or as bad.
McGoohan Oct 2019 12:07pm, 30 Oct 2019 41,837 posts	0 McGoohan This may not belong here but I got this Spam: Ally Pally's Firework Festival 2019, Alexandra Palace - Fri 1st Nov, doors from 6pm FIREWORKS - Boom! No-one does fireworks quite like Ally Pally. We’ve been letting off zingers, sending up sky rockets and spinning Catherine wheels into London’s heavens for over 150 years. Watch the capital’s skyline sizzle from the most spectacular vantage point imaginable, and bring a pocketful of OOOHHHs and AAAHHHs. The spectacular fireworks show will be curated to a special music soundtrack put together by Radio 1 and BBC6 Music presenter, Rob Da Bank, the person behind Bestival and Camp Bestival Friday - 9pm (gates open at 6pm) Keep warm in the chilly November air and join us in a special ceremony to light the bonfire, a new spectacle to the Fireworks Festival. Fire performers will bring theatrics to the ceremony in what promises to be one of the highlights of the festival. A 30 foot effigy will burn at the top of the bonfire, designed by local artists and young people across Haringey. MUSIC - The StrEATlife Village will play host to live music from renowned DJs Rob Da Bank (Friday). Dance the night away as former Radio 1 presenter and Bestival-founder Rob Da Bank, bring the party to the Fireworks Festival Friday night - Rob da Bank - 7pm-8:45pm FAMILY AREA FOOD & DRINK - Head to the family area to find food and drink options to please big and little kids alike. More than ever before, our specially selected traders will be serving up a variety of tasty treats. With options on kid friendly portions, there’s sure to be something to please the whole family. THE BONFIRE - To start proceedings, join us in the grand lighting of the bonfire. A new spectacle to the fireworks festival, stand back in awe as the bonfire burns brightly with elegance and grace.
McGoohan Oct 2019 12:08pm, 30 Oct 2019 41,838 posts	0 McGoohan Trigger words: spectacular fireworks show... curated to a special music soundtrack put together by Radio 1 and BBC6 Music presenter, Rob Da Bank and stand back in awe as the bonfire burns brightly with elegance and grace. What, you mean it burns like any other fire does?
ChrisHB Oct 2019 9:29pm, 30 Oct 2019 18,461 posts	0 ChrisHB No, fires do not burn with elegance or grace.
McGoohan Oct 2019 9:33pm, 30 Oct 2019 41,853 posts	0 McGoohan Well, we could go see for ourselves. Only £12.50 per person.